Did I ever tell you the tale of Zor? He is Xür's twin brother. Unlike Xür, Zor tours the galaxy with one intent and one only, to taste the salty tears of children. Xür may be a pain in the ass, but Zor is much worse. He sold a fake exotic to the children of the planet ioryum that shot stun grenades....out of the stock.... He would harvest the tears of these children once they were immobilized and sneak off snickering his favorite tune
You have been tricked
By the tormentor of all
Quiver in his shadows
And shiver when you fall
I may be a bad man
But I am a rich one at that
Now excuse me scrub
For I have to make another child fat
Salty, salty, salt
Your tears taste scrumptious
Your troubles aren't my fault
Now I must praise my lord trumptious
I hope you die by thorn scrub
And other skillful things
I hope you Stub your toe in the bath tub
Because I know it stings
......Lumminati......
And he faded into the darkness, to find his next victim.
Please, be careful out there young scrub, for Zor is watching, and he will use his SKILLFUL WEAPONS like his MLG thorn and Slidy matador to teabag you into oblivion......
[spoiler]Gg Zor Gg[/spoiler]
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I'll bump because at least you've tried to entertain the community, makes a nice change from the usual moaning, nerf, trials cheater posts I mostly come across.