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11/5/2015 11:02:12 PM
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Starting a class war, feel free to join.

Hello there, fellow foe or team mate. So here I'm going to pour salt on Hunters and Titans but in a civilIzed manner. Hunters: A stupid cross-breed between a bunny and a skinny being that can't jump for his life and by far has the worst arms ever. Whenever I see the Hunter's arm in first person I want to feed it more food so it doesn't look ridiculously skinny. It also has the tendency to ask for nerfs on anything that can possibly ruin their reputation as being an invincible "know-it all" legend. Besides from their distant relatives being bunnies they look very very very very ugly without their cloak. It is like when a man with receding hair takes off his hat. Titan: Opposite of the Hunter having arms as fat as dinosaurs and they need bubbles to protect them when the pizza man comes. Also they have by far the worst helmets. It is basically a square. Square. Basic. Just like Titans. Also just their names are basic. And they do NOT have a good friendship between the gunsmith because the Fabian or Fabien Strategy is a piece of junk that takes up an exotic slot. And Sun breakers? Pppff. Guess 20 flaming heat-seeking one shotting hammers isn't over powered. Striker is such trash I don't need to bash on it. Strikers worst enemy. Heights. Feel free to bash on Warlocks and I will defend. Better than the Titans at least. Important note: This is just for fun obviously, don't be a moron. You can however, eat popcorn and or contribute in this war. :D

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  • [i]Sits down with a hefty bag of popcorn. Users not involved in the war are invited to share.[/i] Round one. [b]FIGHT.[/b]

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  • [u]Warschlocks[/u]: They jump in the air. They stay in the air. They're like the Goodyear Blimp, not because of size but because of Glide. And their enemy can leisurely decide whether to snipe them between the eyes or stroll around to the other side of them and put a Gjallarhorn* round up their butt. *Yes, it's been left in Y1. But it still rocks in the Crucible.

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    • Edited by AssultKitteh: 11/6/2015 9:48:56 PM
      Titan Master Race. Hunters and Warlocks whining about us in the crucible only supports my 3 word thesis statement...

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      • Hunters are survivalists, and awesome. titans are the tanks. Warlocks... well they are the 'smart' know-it-alls. (Someone has said this before, but it was so good, that is why i have to say it now) You know what the worst thing bout playing as a warlock is? [spoiler]Telling your family that you are GAY [/spoiler]

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        • :D

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          • Warlocks don't know how to punch, so they require a device to home-in on a foe's general direction.

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            • At least we don't wear dresses

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            • Warlocks: Have to slap the enemy because the are trying to read books in their bath robes. [spoiler] I main a hunter and I have many good friends who are warlocks.[/spoiler]

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            • Edited by SoloXYZ: 11/6/2015 5:13:14 PM
              Personally, never feel like bashing other classes much. Imo, if you're the best and you know it, who gives af about the others? Let the insults fly it won't change facts. #Huntermasterrace

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              • I play all 3 classes equally. All my chars are within one LL of each other when i have max, left side gear equiped. It's only my opinion but i feel that, if you have a "main", you're doing it wrong. I like the fact that all classes have something to offer. That said, the class that has the absolute least to offer in the current pve end game is warlocks. Man, they dont offer a single thing that the other classes cant provide already in kings fall.

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              • lol, OK not so salty. Haven't heard from the locks much lately. Only squishy hunters calling for nerfs.

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              • Hit the nail on the dick and I'm a Titan.

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              • Edited by : ^ ): 11/6/2015 5:42:23 AM
                Pretty sure Titans are the best. ;) Best jumps. Fastest class. Ruin Wings. Best PvE super. Still can generate the most orbs.

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                • Warlocks are power hungry know-it-alls. Hunters are speedy, sarcastic string beans. Titans are strong oxen that can barely count to 3. Dispute settled

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                • Warlocks are narcissistic, power hungry skeet that float around as target practice. They'll even self-res for you so that you can shoot them again, or claim that it "helps" a raid team to have a panic button to push every time they can't handle the fight that the other classes do regularly. Outside of that, they take it upon themselves to take ever kill available because they feel entitled to do so. They are the easiest class to use but refuse to admit it, having only to say "hammer" or "bow" to distract the masses whenever someone tries to point out their overpowered abilities. Warlocks are sneaky, and have spent a year building bonds between classes to pit them against each other so that they may sit back and watch. Hunters are the egotistical too-pros who feel it is necessary to constantly remind others of how skilled/important they are to those around them. They claim to always be the balance and that all other classes and abilities should be based on them. Anything that is more effective at getting kills or generating orbs is op and requires a nerf in their eyes. They have yet to realize that their favorite perk (which was removed due to abuse) takes away from their only two abilities that are useful to a team (one if there are no revives). If you wish for a daily dose of complaints, talk to a hunter. Titans are different. They are being forced to defend an ability that is clearly meant for use in pve but is judged in pvp. Because of this, war have broken between the subclasses. Hammer titans either see the pve reasoning and try to wade through the backlash wroth logic, or they have become as egotistical as the hunters: enacting arguments whenever possible to fuel a never ending fire between the hammers and the golden gun (the irony of the solar classes having such a "heated" argument). Bubble titans want to end the conflict and unite everyone as a team again, but they are met with only anger and accusations of being secretly overpowered for getting an overshield upon a kill and a grenade that suppresses other abilities in less effective way than the hunter's new super (again, the hunters compair the abilities to themselves workout seeing the need for differences among classes). Strikers have fallen silent. After a year of being taken down by blade dancers and unable to kill Warlocks with one hit kill melee attacks due to instant overshields at excessive ranges, while at the same time being called noobish for using a "panic" super and a shoulder charge that acts as their only ranged melee, they see no point in arguing anymore. They speak from experience, but the other classes refuse to listen. Titans have become a fractured class with most choosing a single subclass to stick with while other classes can rotate freely between subclasses without fear of judgement.

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                  • Remember when you could be a Hunter without getting hated on? LOL

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                    • Warlocks can't melt steel beams

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                      • When they hear a Hammer approaching

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                        • WARLOCK MELEE WILL DEVOUR YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • Do I really have to say any more? *TING*

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                        • I like my fat arms :)

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                          • Edited by Nerk: 11/6/2015 4:39:58 PM
                            Warlock master race. [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]

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                            • No bubble shield for you!

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                            • ... Warlocks dance like a bunch of nerds so..... .__.

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                              • Forget class wars, start a faction war FWC FOREVER!

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                                • I'm a warlock and I'm -blam!-ing dead reading this.

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