Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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The hellmouth is really just Chuck Norris's toilet, which is why it was named accordingly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play destiny , he is destiny
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Chuck Norris uses the chuck Norris death not red death
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Chuck Norris can kill theosyion, the restorative mind while it's immune
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Chuck Norris made the Traveler
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Chuck Norris once sneezed. You can see the result on the bottom of the travaler. Chuck Norris is the third man. Activision paid Chuck Norris $135 and gave him the game and all the expansions when they came out.
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Chuck norris can capture zone D in control
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Chuck Norris searches for dead ghosts and brings them back to life.
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Chuck Norris tells Shaxx to "control the zones!" Chuck Norris teleport Atheon Gorgons hide from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sings and when he finishes everyone dies. Chuck Norris didn't need a Ghost, he punched himself back to life.
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Chuck Norris claps and Oryx dies.
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Caterpillars get error code Chuck.
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I don't have time to explain why chuck norris is chuck norris
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Chuck Norris could go to the lighthouse with a 0-9 streak, but he doesn't need to. The lighthouse is in his back yard.
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Bump me for later PLZ about to get on a plane
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Edited by Prinze: 11/6/2015 1:54:43 PM- Chuck Norris always has time to explain. - Ghjallarhorn had to obtain Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris's light level is the Infinity symbol. - All allies and enemies see Chuck Norris's level as "??"
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My Sublcass is Chuck Norris. Super is of course "Roundhouse" Instakill anything in fov.
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Destiny servers contact chuck Norris
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Sunbreakers during Hammer of Sol run upon seeing Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot be torn between dimensions because all dimensions belong to Chuck Norris
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The sweeper bot was Chuck Norris' personal cleaner
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Edited by Snowfire: 11/6/2015 2:06:12 PMChuck Norris doesn't have to detonate bombs on Oryx. He just gives Oryx a dirty look. Chuck Norris doesn't use a sword on Crota. He roundhouse kicks him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dismantle mines, They dismantle themselves when Chuck enters the room
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Chuck Norris can throw a nova bomb with his golden gun while piping out of his ward of dawn
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Chuck Norris is always 9-0 ... who's stupid enough to shoot at him?
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Chuck Norris can still make the Templar and Atheon fall off the map.
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Chuck Norris is The Speaker .