You say that as if idiots are uncommon here

I thought I said it as if the idiots would be stupid enough to bite. 60 mins with no bite is bad bait. I should have written 3 paragraphs circuitously explaining precisely how stupid I think that the idiots are and in a vague manner questioning their skills, parentage, and reading comprehension, whilst channelling as much of DeeJ's smoking jacket smugness and judiciously spattering my prose with antiquated flannel.