I feel like Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) should sponsor Kings Fall Challenge (KFC) mode. Maybe buckets of chicken for beating Oryx with swords only... Good times.
Or if you buy a bucket of chicken you get a code you can put in which would reduce agility on your gurdian (you know, because you just ate fried chicken).
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They could even do commercial with colonel Sanders montage messing up some taken with a little monologue. Could be pretty awesome.