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11/5/2015 11:02:12 PM
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Starting a class war, feel free to join.

Hello there, fellow foe or team mate. So here I'm going to pour salt on Hunters and Titans but in a civilIzed manner. Hunters: A stupid cross-breed between a bunny and a skinny being that can't jump for his life and by far has the worst arms ever. Whenever I see the Hunter's arm in first person I want to feed it more food so it doesn't look ridiculously skinny. It also has the tendency to ask for nerfs on anything that can possibly ruin their reputation as being an invincible "know-it all" legend. Besides from their distant relatives being bunnies they look very very very very ugly without their cloak. It is like when a man with receding hair takes off his hat. Titan: Opposite of the Hunter having arms as fat as dinosaurs and they need bubbles to protect them when the pizza man comes. Also they have by far the worst helmets. It is basically a square. Square. Basic. Just like Titans. Also just their names are basic. And they do NOT have a good friendship between the gunsmith because the Fabian or Fabien Strategy is a piece of junk that takes up an exotic slot. And Sun breakers? Pppff. Guess 20 flaming heat-seeking one shotting hammers isn't over powered. Striker is such trash I don't need to bash on it. Strikers worst enemy. Heights. Feel free to bash on Warlocks and I will defend. Better than the Titans at least. Important note: This is just for fun obviously, don't be a moron. You can however, eat popcorn and or contribute in this war. :D

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  • Edited by TrolleyProblem: 11/7/2015 6:20:23 PM
    Hunters are incompetent enough to fathom they could hunt ahamkara and many of them failed, asides from killing mostly the children, and one adult. Conceded enough to believe they can control the void like a pet with the monochrome of understanding they posses. They may be great scouts, and sometimes can be assets to strategy, but asides from that, they are stubborn with too much pride. And that puts themselves and comrades in highly detrimental scenarios Titans protect the walls because they are too blind to see that Charlton behind the mask of the speaker And we warlock were and are the ones who compile the consensus, and then augment our capabilities to win the battle along side our comrades. We caused the genocide of the ahamkara and ended their sophistic whispers. [spoiler]or so some of you may think, oh reader mine[/spoiler] We have the greatest understanding of the void; capable of contorting reality. We see the truth. However you others are too delirious to see it as well. And that isn't even scratching the surface Call men like Osiris obsessed. But had it not been for him, we wouldn't have half the information we do on the vex. Call men like pujari dreamers, but had it not been for him we would have never obtained knowledge of the black garden's existence. Call women like eriana-3 stubborn yet weak. But in the face of those ruthless hive she stood stronger than any titan, greater than any hunter. Call men like ulan-tan insane and troublesome. Had it not been for him, we could never truly utilize and contort the void to our wishes. Call men like Toland mad men. But he saw the coming of crota and oryx before any, he warned us, and the city turned a blind eye. He attempted to become more ruthless than our enemies to defeat them and you allow the "speaker" to exile him. Even physically dead, he assisted us in obtaining information about oryx and the taken and the books of sorrow. And in the hive realm, after we dethroned oryx, he is the taken king.

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