Hello fellow guardians, in a land of saltiness and complaining I thought I would share some holiday classics to spread the cheer.
All your favorites such as:
Rudolf the red barred lager
You know cheater, lag switcher, and
Aimbot, and hacker
Squeaker, buttcheeker,
ShesMyNerd and deciever
But do you recall the most famous cheater of all?
Rudolph, the red barred lagger
had a very shiny red bar
and if you ever played it
you would rather be hit by a car
All of the other year 1 guardians
used to report and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any multi-player games
Then one sweaty trials eve
Taken tots came to say:
"Rudolph with your laggish might,
won't you sherpa to the lighthouse tonight?"
Then all the nooblets loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red barred lagger,
you'll go down in ban history
Deck the halls
Deck the halls with hammers of sol,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Tis the season to be salty,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Don we now our OP super
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Troll the ancient bungie forums,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
See the blazing hammers before us,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Strike a tear and join the chorus.
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Follow me in the salty river,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
While I tell of light house treasure,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Fast away the balance passes,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Hail the new taken tots, ye lads and lasses,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Sing we butthurt, all together,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
Heedless of the warlocks and hunters,
Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
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MY BIRTHDAY IS NEAR THANKSGIVING AND I ALWAYS GET OVER LOOKED! THE FAT MAN CAN WAIT ANOTHER MONTH DAMMIT