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[b]It tries to claw you with its talons, slapping you in the face with its... uh... weird.. red.. beak thing[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/9/2015 2:55:15 AM*fall off it in slow motion* THIS IS SO NECESSARY!!! [b]I GO MAJORA[/b] [i]YOU MUST BE PUNISHED![/i] [b]I drop kick the turkey[/b]
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[b]The kick sends the turkey flying across the forest, until it slams into a tree, dead on impact.[/b]
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[i]ALL TURKEYS SHALL KNOW MY NAME![/i]
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[b]walks out of a bush holding 10 dead turkeys linked to a rope[/b] Get on my level nerd