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Edited by Seraphim Frost:
11/10/2015 4:38:37 AM
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Well I've gotten:
A brunette hispanic girl-17 years old.
Cassandra
A blonde cuban girl-16 years old.
Carolina
Brunette country girl-15 years old.
Emerald
2 Blondes at the same time-16 years old.
Sophia and.....forgot.
That was just my sophomore year.
This year.
2 brunettes.
Stephanie and ally.
One blonde.
Danny.
One brown haired girl.
Macy.
And a VERY -blam!-ING BEAUTIFUL BRUNETTE!!!!
Savannah.
Damn. She is -blam!-ing beautiful. Haven't dated her tho. Working on it. Wish me luck m8's.
Edit:Apparently i can't know the age, name, or race of girls I've dated.
Can't tell people I've dated them or that I'll ask a certain one out.
I can't be a player and gamer.
Man, you bros must be some ugly ass mudafuggas jerking off to anime if you're thinking in those ways. I mean i might as well enjoy life while I'm young, dumb, and full of cum.
Edit: For the love of god, you people must have been those outcasts stalking girls from the back of the classroom back in HS. Seriously.
Might just take this down.
Edit: Protection was used.
[spoiler]Most of the time.[/spoiler]
Edit: Gonna get some rest now.
You ladies continue with your rambles n' shit. When i wake up I'll take this post down.
[spoiler]So that you can stop jerking off.[/spoiler]
Edit: GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Can't believe i actually have to turn off notifications.
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So basically, you're a 48 year old truck driver called Barry. You're a sexual predator And law enforcement are still looking for the bodies of: A brunette hispanic girl-17 years old. A blonde cuban girl-16 years old. Brunette country girl -15 years old 2 Blondes Someone will be in contact
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Edited by Seraphim Frost: 11/10/2015 3:26:34 AMBro chill I'm a junior in high school. You need to reconsider your choices in life if that's the first thing that came to your mind. I've had classes with them. How else would i know their age?
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"Had classes with them" That's what the MSN guys used to say.
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Wow, c'mon you idiots. There's a reason i don't put their last names. You pervs would be on their instagrams in a matter of seconds. And yes, yes i do have classes with then. North Cobb High school. Look it up chum.
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You just narrowed the search a but too much. There are some randels on here looking to score easy gals... Its a lot easier now.
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Damn really?
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Yup, predators always have a fictional background for their cover profile. Your ISP has been reported.
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Lol, wtf? I have a twitter. I would give you my name, but you might just jackoff to that too.
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I could imagine your real twitter Barry. Damn polish drivers are annoying #localtruckdrivers Anyone know where I can get a good shovel? #megondiggin Gonna be off twitter for a while #layinlow
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#FagAlert
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Ooh someones angry their operations been disrupted. #operationyewtreeatthedoor
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Lmao. Honestly you're hilarious af. Top kek m8.
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Lmao awesome
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[quote]So basically, you're a 48 year old truck driver called Barry. You're a sexual predator And law enforcement are still looking for the bodies of: A brunette hispanic girl-17 years old. A blonde cuban girl-16 years old. Brunette country girl -15 years old 2 Blondes Someone will be in contact[/quote]
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Yeah, Jan.
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Jan? Da hell?
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Your in high school, wouldn't expect you to get it.
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Cool dad.
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No problem son! And just so you know, puberty won't last forever, so stay strong!
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Aight' good talk ol' pops.
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Danny? Are [spoiler]you gay m9[/spoiler]
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Her name is Danny-Lee. Don't ask me man.
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If you have to tell people about it, you ain't doing it.
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???? Uhhh okay? Still gonna invite her to my house.
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[quote]If you have to tell people about it, you ain't doing it.[/quote] truth
