When you die and go to heaven. This is if you hypothetically are muslim and is a suicide bomber. Such a silly thing to tell followers of a "religion." Well they apparently need a motive to look forward to, accomplishing a common goal. Anyways, I can get into the fabrication of that but for offtopic my real question. 72 virgins or would you rather have 72 whores? Sidenote: would you really want to teach 72 woman to have sex or have woman please you and know what they're doing. Plus if you catch anything you're in heaven right, no diseases would effect you there. Also eh virgins would be heaven for most. Okay those were my thoughts. A shitpost, I think not! Let's hear your answers and thoughts. Edit: people wonder why this isn't a poll. I wanted to make the answers open-ended meaning every comedian on the planet had to have joked about the 72 virgins one time. lol. I actually wanted to hear some funny responses and honest ones.