This morning I had a conflict with a spider. I noticed it was crawling near my TV. I looked at it. Then it looked back at me. We stood there for a good minute looking at each other. It was at that moment when we realize we became enemies. I slowly reached out for my chancla and as soon as it realized that I was going for the killer hit it started to run..it jumped and swinged from one side to the other almost as if it was a like spider-man but instead spider-spidey meaning not human but you know spider version of spider man well err.. you know what im saying. I tell you it became a game of being the hunter or the runner. Of course the spider could not become the hunter, but if it were to jump on me or run after me ill become the runner and the spider would be the troll. That would have me trippin if a spider had me on the run. Anyways I was chasing that spider with my overpowered chancla swapper to land that smashing hit on it. I was moving things out of the way and everything that spider was trying to hide or run into. Until i found a can of Raid in my way and decided to blast him with it! Boy my aim was off! Hip firing and everything with that Raid can, but I was hitting that spider somehow I guess aim assists was helping. I saw it as it was slowing down coulnt even move anymore and thats when I took my chance of smashing it with my mighty chancla! It was a scary encounter and by far the hardest fight I had with a spider in my life. Well then now that ends my story of what I last killed I guess a spider would be my ally until year 3. I think we could become good friends after all this with no hard feelings. As long it doesnt touch me.