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11/5/2015 11:02:12 PM
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Starting a class war, feel free to join.
Hello there, fellow foe or team mate.
So here I'm going to pour salt on Hunters and Titans but in a civilIzed manner.
Hunters:
A stupid cross-breed between a bunny and a skinny being that can't jump for his life and by far has the worst arms ever. Whenever I see the Hunter's arm in first person I want to feed it more food so it doesn't look ridiculously skinny. It also has the tendency to ask for nerfs on anything that can possibly ruin their reputation as being an invincible "know-it all" legend.
Besides from their distant relatives being bunnies they look very very very very ugly without their cloak. It is like when a man with receding hair takes off his hat.
Titan:
Opposite of the Hunter having arms as fat as dinosaurs and they need bubbles to protect them when the pizza man comes. Also they have by far the worst helmets. It is basically a square. Square. Basic. Just like Titans. Also just their names are basic. And they do NOT have a good friendship between the gunsmith because the Fabian or Fabien Strategy is a piece of junk that takes up an exotic slot. And Sun breakers? Pppff. Guess 20 flaming heat-seeking one shotting hammers isn't over powered. Striker is such trash I don't need to bash on it. Strikers worst enemy. Heights.
Feel free to bash on Warlocks and I will defend. Better than the Titans at least.
Important note: This is just for fun obviously, don't be a moron. You can however, eat popcorn and or contribute in this war.
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Warlocks with your fairy float that you use as a pathetic excuse for a jump. Shitting out space magic and rubbing it on chest thinking itll make you invulnerable. All you warlocks got some weak freaky fetish with animal skulls. Using some lame assss arm band for a class item how pathetic. Titan: I think the traveler mistook a colony of slugs for humans when it made the titans. All they do us sit around a -blam!-ing wall and from time to time try to push it. When you ask them what theyre doing theyll say "We are the wall,We are the city" then continue to shit in their tin suits that they use for armor. When the times right theyll pull a hammer out of their ass and start chucking it around the room while chanting"WE ARE THE WALL" then when theyre done with the super theyll go back to shitting in their own hand and smearing on their beloved wall
