I will try translate this garbage to normal people . Anything in parentheses means my thoughts on this incoherent babbling .
Dear Bungie ,
I have been for the past 7 years a game fan of yours and never written much of a letter or post about you . But today I finally had enough , i am sorry but we must have a talk....
( if you never bother to write a post, why bother now ? You aren't important enough to Bungie buddy )
A couple of days ago fallout 4 finally arrived the community has finally started to died . Destiny is now dead , where is the game base ?, where are the players ? 25 million people playing the game ? Hahaha no I don't think so.
I have 109 friends on PSN, all playing destiny last year . I logged in last night to play your Rng game and only 8 friends were playing the game . I usually stream my destiny sessions and only 1 person watched me on twitch and he is my school friend alex nabiev . ( umm who cares ..? And as for alex .. sorry dude that he's dragging you with him as well )
he was watching me run some Mayhem rumble sessions and guess what ? Crucible still broken !! No surprise there . I used my arc blade super against a warlock and 2-3 hits and he still didn't died!! ( lag is everywhere kid , it happens to everyone you aren't special . Especially in something as hectic as mayhem )
Eh oh well ! shits to you Bungie ! Oh and also I almost forgot, a couple of days a go I was running the daily heroic and beat it . And didn't get my 15 heroic marks , nor did it show on my map screen or anything ( if you are at the cap of marks , you won't get anything idiot )
fix your bugs please !!
Also just so you know , I used to stream with a blue Hunter t-shirt and sometimes a brown garden shirt that I bought from your Store to wear . I decided to tell the people in my Twitch stream that " I will not wear this anymore ! " also " watch me burn my two shirts !!!"
( who burns 2 seemingly good shirts ? Give them to good will if you don't want them , don't just burn them for the hell of it ass hole )
12 people saw me how I put the 2 shirts in a plastic bin and threw a match and saw the shirts burn , it doesn't matter that I burned my eye brows and the plastic bin melted and that the carpet had small burns by accident . I don't care , fallout 4 is finally here , destiny is dead ! Bye bye Bungie . I quit for good
( what a complete retard , so not only did you burn two perfectly good shirts , you also decided to burn them in a plastic bin , which hello !! It's ducking plastic it's going to melt and you burned the carpet as well ? way to go juniors . Your parents must be so proud of you .. )
Can't translate anymore , otherwise his stupidity and lack of ability to do a satire will rub off on me and make me lose a lot of brain cells , ( probably already lost a lot trying to decipher this crap of a post ... Sheesh .. )
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I prefer the original version. ^-^
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Some people on these forums only have 2 brain cells left and they're arguing with each other. I have a hunch the op may be one of those. Or he just wasted a tremendous amount of time in satire.
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[spoiler]It's not about the time on my hands or the money I make that makes us different, it's how we position ourselves that defines how we fulfil our lives with the effort we invest. Take a vinyl record for example. Compare a point on the label with a point on the record's outer edge. They both make a complete circle in the same amount of time right? But the point on the record's edge has to make a bigger circle in the same time, so it goes faster. See, two points on one disk move at two speeds, even though they both make the same revolutions per minute. You see, I’m on the outer edge, living in the fast-lane and experiencing a broader spectrum of life, but still contributing the same amount of applied effort as you. It's not what you do, what you have or how you do it, it's where you are that makes all the difference. You see, where I am, downing stubbies with kangaroos, ripping burnouts in the paddock whilst getting Destiny raid content 8 hours earlier than you, just living life mate. Example, this post would probably take you 2-minutes to write, where here, because of the time difference, only took 12 seconds based on the distance from the magnetic polar regions (give or take daylight savings). It only took me 2 months to obtain a Master's degree in this area, whereas you might take 2 years. It's not how intelligent I am, how high I am right now, how committed I am or how high I am, once again, it's where I’m positioned. I don't expect you to understand, but just like liberty and the war on terror, it’s an interesting concept.[/spoiler]
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Anyone else not able to get past the first sentance? Probably doesn't help that I'm drunk... Variks!!!
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Not getting marks was a confirmed bug for that daily mission, "idiot"
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I will admit , that might have been a bit harsh , but with the way he is umm shall we say " expressing " himself , I must take his words or lack there of as just the ramblings of a very special person . So my bad for calling him an idiot for not knowing about the bug , however I will still call him an idiot for burning the shirts
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Yeah yeah, whatever
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[quote]( who burns 2 seemingly good shirts ? Give them to good will if you don't want them , don't just burn them for the hell of it ass hole ) [/quote]lolol, agreed!
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Edited by Synergy-Seven: 11/12/2015 5:38:15 AMSticks and a Rock may hurt my bones. But you are hardstyle Bugei fanboss. I dont live in parants idoit, i like surfing and i have my ragdoll cat for live with me.