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Took me five minutes to read this. Where's my reward?
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  • Edited by Synergy-Seven: 11/12/2015 1:11:49 PM
    Nfi. Should be one hey. Now that you mention it, all this shitposting, fapping over undesirable women and the hole in my shirt underneath my armpits made think "what have I done with myself? How have i become this person?" Then I started getting philosophical, bad idea at 3am, but being 8pm atm, I might actually be onto something. See, I've probably spent like 10-15 minutes conjuring up each shitpost. Now from an individual first person perspective, that's pretty -blam!-ing sad. Now you've spent, what only 1,2, maybe 5 minutes reading said shitpost. Whether you're mildly entertained, bored or just downright pissed off because I didn't #satire, regardless, it's consumed a fraction of time in contrast that I spent on creating it. But, as a collective, I've leached more time off other people than I have off myself. Now, as a collective, we would call ourselves a community or a society etc. "You're an idiot, you've wasted 15 minutes writing this garbage" ok, fair point, you only spent 5 minutes reading it, you're not much of an idiot...but 10 people read this, that's 50 minutes, so as a society, you spent 50 minutes reading this post and that is pretty -blam!-ing stupid. Those 10 people could have taken 5 minute shifts guarding the walls from walkers and we all would have received an extra 45 minutes safe sleep, but now, because of one shitpost, we're all dead. If I was your boss at work, I wouldn't task 10 of my employees to present the quarterly budget spendings when it only takes 1 person to do it now would I? Now I'm not here to put anyone down, that's not me. But this brings me to the next part: Time = money, right now I've just stumbled on a method to consume more of other people's time than my own. So, of you could help formulate this method for cash conversion, inbox me and I will give you a 25%cut. There's your reward.

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