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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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9 RepliesWhy is 6 afraid of 7. [spoiler]Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.[/spoiler]
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27 RepliesEdited by pandaXpress007: 11/16/2015 6:42:32 AMThis is a bit of a long one that my friend told me One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "f[b]u[/b]ck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f[b]u[/b]cking the turkey
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Racist joke don't take any offence you -blam!-ing idiot. Why is it hard to get a black a person to go on a cruise? [spoiler]cause they won't fall for that one again [/spoiler]
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Edited by Duolingo, Kell of Spanish: 11/26/2015 10:45:03 PMSo me and 2 mates were sat around a table one of them said to us you wanna hear a joke so we say sure he starts "so 3 gay guys were in a tub and a condom floats to the top....." I inturupted saying "nobody asked about your weekend"
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9 Replies[i][b]This is the trash can, feel free to visit it anytime you like[/b][/i]
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4 RepliesLook in the mirror
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a gator in a vest? [spoiler]an investigator hue hue hue[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[quote][url=https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ][b] [/b][/url]Click around here[url=https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ][b] [/b][/url][/quote]
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5 RepliesI thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she was leaving me because of my love of Shrek songs. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer.
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Destiny servers
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1 ReplyVanilla Destiny
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Women's rights.
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My life
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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch
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5 RepliesSo there's three guys, Shutup, Manners, and, Poop. They were walking when Poop fell down. Manners tried to help him, and Shutup went to get help. He found a cop who asked him "What's your name?" "Shutup." he replied. "Where are your manners?" the cop asked. "Down the road, picking up Poop!"
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3 RepliesSo Helen Keller walks into a bar. [spoiler]and a table, and some chairs...[/spoiler]
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My life! :D
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A lady walks onto a bus with her baby in a pram. "Ugh" says the bus driver," that's the most ugly baby I've ever seen" Hugely offended, she storms to the back of the bus and says to someone," that driver just called my baby ugly." The man responded with" right, you go get him, I'll hold your pet monkey for you"
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My son
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Mormonism. That is all.
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http://bigthink.com/think-tank/is-incest-wrong
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3 RepliesWhy did the mushroom go to the party? [spoiler]because he was a fun-gi[/spoiler]
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!
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Edited by Fatal King13: 11/25/2015 7:46:43 PMWhy did Adele cross the road? [spoiler]to say hello from the other side[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Level Diamond: 11/23/2015 1:55:32 AMUr name [spoiler] unknown md = unknown my d*ck[/spoiler]
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here comes a joke my teacher told all the time: two tomatoes were crossing a road. one of them got run over by a car and then the other one goes: come on, ketchup! [spoiler]*sigh* we had to laugh in order to get good grades[/spoiler]
