Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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Your mom
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You want a good joke?? [spoiler]This game updates~[/spoiler]
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Destiny's in game story is so deep, a lot of character development especially with the gunsmith.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7 [spoiler]Because 7 was a registered six offender[/spoiler]
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A joke? Destiny is "alive"
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What do u tell a girl with two black eyes??? Nothing you told her twice already!
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Your K/D. lol jk
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Edited by Ninja Naranja: 11/16/2015 4:42:47 AMLook in the mirror[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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What does a black man do after sex? [spoiler]15 to life[/spoiler]
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What did one coffin say to his sick friend? "Is that you coughin'?
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Me Selling Exotics In Y2
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Guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They sit down and start drinking. Several drinks later the giraffe is passed out on the bar. The guy pays his tab, and gets up to leave when the bartender stops him. Bartender says, "HEY you can't leave that lyin there!" Guy says, "Nah man that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
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When is a door not a door? [spoiler]when it's ajar[/spoiler]
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Why don't cows like interrogations? [spoiler]they don't like being grilled[/spoiler]
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Fettys missing eye Lance armstrongs missing testicle #savage
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My biology teacher gave our class a test on cells, one of the questions asked "what is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently black people was not the correct answer.......
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Who do you castrate a southern man [spoiler]kick his sister in the jaw[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of period blood? [spoiler]You can't gargle sand[/spoiler]
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what is the similarity between a bicycle and a black guy? [spoiler]they both need chains to work[/spoiler]
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What does a Hive suicide bomber say? [spoiler][b]ALAK-HUL AKBAR[/b][/spoiler]
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Ur dick
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Do you know why your nose isn't 12 inches long? [spoiler]cause then it's be a foot.[/spoiler]
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Lebron James
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Scout Rifles
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Edited by SpeedingCow8947: 11/16/2015 3:46:40 AMYu yoosed tah call me on the sell foneeee. 🎩 📱 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ../ 👔 💼
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What do you get when you cross a Siberian tiger with a parrot? I don't know, but when it talks, you'd better listen!