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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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1 ReplyWhere does the lady with one leg work? [spoiler]ihop[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA plane crashes on an island. Two men survive. They are Joe and Bob. They worked together and set up a little camp while they waited for rescuers. They went to sleep. The next morning natives of the island came. "CHOOSE PONG-PONG OR DEATH!" the leader yelled at Joe. "Umm...pong-pong?" Joe said. "Follow." the leader said. Bob was all alone for the whole day. He went to sleep. The next morning Joe came back sore everywhere and could only crawl on his hands. "What happened?" Bob asked. "They shoved a stick in and out my ass all day and night. I can barely even move now. Choose death instead." Joe said. "DEATH OR PONG-PONG!" the leader said to Bob. "Death." Bob said. "DEATH BY PONG-PONG!!" the leader yelled. He pulled his spear out...
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12 RepliesAmericans mostly only speak one language. That's a pretty funny joke.
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1 ReplyWhat are the sexiest two animals on the farm? Brown-chicken-brown-cow.
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I would tell you a destiny joke, but I phogoth it
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12 RepliesHave you played Destiny? That's a pretty good one.
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5 RepliesDestiny That is all
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What do u call a bus full of white people?[spoiler]A TWINKE ;D[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesFallout 4 FallOut 4 FALLOUT 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Play crucible or trials, that's what I do went I want a chuckle.
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1 ReplySunbreakers. [spoiler]I can feel the hate coming.[/spoiler]
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A joke? Tumblr
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7 RepliesYoure on these forums, isnt that enough?
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A woman with an odd voice goes to the grocery store. She goes over to a worker with a large nose and asks him about the pricing of some items. She asks how much cashews cost and he says $3.50. She asks how much are almonds and he says $4.00. She then tells him that they are too expensive and will go shop somewhere else. She also tell him thank you for not making fun of her voice. He tells her that he's disappointed but that he appreciates that she didn't make fun of his big nose. She replies "Nose? I thought that was your penis! Your damn nuts are so high!"
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Mighty jerkules wins... Best joke.
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Your face
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2 RepliesWhat's the difference between a homosexual male and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
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3 RepliesMy life.
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I love this post, sorry not joking
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What do you call a sister running away from her brother. [spoiler]Not a redneck[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy five year old daughter came up with this one on her own: What do you call a deer you put in your wallet? [spoiler]A BUCK[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWanna hear a joke? My life! Haha.. Ha.. [spoiler]*goes to the corner and cries*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDestiny.
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3 RepliesI have bought fallout and it's made me realise how repetitive and boring destiny is. My advise is pick up a game you like the look of, play it for a while, play destiny for less time, then play the other game for more and you will get out of destiny
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4 RepliesDestiny. -drops mic-
