Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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Look in the mirror
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Edited by Draconis Ark: 11/17/2015 4:57:26 PMYour life
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My life
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My brother took a picture of a lunch chair at school that just had the pole it was gay awareness day gg
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This one wins. It's offensive and wrong on so many levels. You have been warned.[spoiler] What is the best part about &%$$ing little girls? Turning them over and pretending they're little boys [/spoiler]
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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4247789/wtf-art-o.gif
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How do you stop a Mexican tank? [spoiler]You shoot the guy pushing it. [/spoiler]
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Penis
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Blond Joke: A Burnett a Red Head and a Blond Robbed a bank there running from the cops and they hop a fence. and hide. The Burnett hides in the dog house. The Red Head hides in the cats house. And the Blond hides in a Potato Sack. So a cop hop the fence and investigate. The cop goes up to the dog house and he says,"Is there anybody in there?" The Burnett replies," Bark Bark." Then he moves on to the cat house. He says," Is there anybody in there?" The Red Head replies," Meow Meow." Then he moves on to the potato sack. He says," Is there anybody in there?" The Blond replies," Potato Potato."
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What's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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A mathematician got constipated. What did he do?[spoiler]He got a pencil and worked it out.[/spoiler]
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I eat Legos
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Your life
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What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.
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Look in the mirror, loser.
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What's a desticles favorite game? [spoiler]nerf[/spoiler]
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What's brown and has a motor? [spoiler]a stick. I lied about the motor.[/spoiler]
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Found this gem. http://www.google.com/search?q=chromosome+bandit&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0CAQQ_AVqFQoTCIDbivbqlskCFQhAJgodBN8D8A#imgrc=6qwIZ2Wapj0gbM%3A
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Here's one of the most legendary jokes to ever be told. [spoiler]Women's Rights[/spoiler]
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A Chinese man, an Indian man and an English man are all on a boat The boat is too heavy to set sail so they decide to throw cargo off The Chinese man throws a crate of noodles and says," We've got too many of these on our country" The Indian man throws of a crate of curry powder and says" We've got too many of these on our country" The English man begins to throw off a crate of fish but then decides to.... [spoiler]throw the Indian man off and say,"We've got too many of these in our country ![/spoiler]
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This joke is racial but to let you know I'm not I heard it somewhere[spoiler]Mr. And Mrs. Juan(whan) have a white child. So Mr. And Mrs.juan say "two Juan don't make a white so let's ne him sum ting Juan [/spoiler]
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My kd. Or if you know that im a day 1 player who loves the game. My total timed played in destiny.
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What do you call a black woman who's had 7 abortions? A crime fighter.