I was only a level 20 I loved gjallarhorn so much i had all the bounties and telemetries to level it up I prayed to rngesus every night askin for a gjallarhorn gjallarhorn is love i say gjallarhorn is life my fellow guardians called me an idiot i knew they were jealous i was goin to get it first i called them gallyless they smack me with their truths and send me on patrol im cryin now and im gjallarhornless i sit on my sparrow its really uncomfortable a shank is movin towards me i feel it shoot me with a gjallarhorn i am so happy now it whispered into my helmet this is your gjallarhorn now It moves me with its gjallarhorn and moves me to my hands and knees Im ready i spread my inventory open for the shank it penetrates my armor I can feel my inventory gettin full as my eyes are watering i dismantle my uncommons i want to use the gjallarhorn the shank screaches as i tug the gjallarhorn off of it my fellow guardians pass by the shank looks at them staright in the eyes and says whos the noob now the shank flys off to the moon with my sparrow Gjallarhorn is love gjallarhorn is life