STORY OF A THING
THERE WAS THIS SKRUB NAEMD BOB
BOB WAS SUCH A SKRUB
NOT EVEN HIS MUM COULD LOVE HIM
HE WAS PATHETIC
BUT ONE DAY...
boob: herpderp going to school
meaney hed: woh dere m8 gime ur money
Bob: no
head: *punch*
boB: ow ok man take it e-z
he'd: that's what I thought loser
anD AS BOB WATCHED THE MEANY HED TAKE HIS MONEY, AN ANGER ROSE.
Bob: hey stupid!
hed: u wot m8
boOB: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
he'd: yeh ur a loser
Bob: NO
Bob: MY NAME IS...
and as he spOKE, HE FLEXED HIS DONGER SO MIGHTILY, HIS ENTIRE BODY GOT BUFF!
john CeNA(boob) JOHN CENA!
a dank th(meme) played, announcing the arrival of the CENA.
head: holy moly m808 Im sry here add me on steam and join my clan
Bob CENa: NOT EVEN GABE CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
Bob's donger flexed in the form of a sniper rifle, and with great haste he flexed its trigger and NOSCOPED the shit out of the meany head.
meany: ahh!
The meany head falls.
Bob struts himself and his mighty donger into the school.
He 360 piggybacks the principal, because he can.
princiPAL: i am honored lad ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ
joHn: u betur bee
Bob cums into the classroom, his donger at full flexing capacity.
Teacher: h-how lewd! Young man, flex your dong somewhere else!
Hawt grills: no no Mrs. Pegboy let him flex it al day long ( ͡°• ͜ʖ• ͡°)
teacher: oh alrite ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Bob get all the bicthes
The end
[spoiler]i am not responsible if you got cancer from reading this.[/spoiler]
English
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I lost some brains cells
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u r welc
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Thats actually me in my teens
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10/10 would toast again.
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8/8 m8
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Thx 2 u I hav Ebola and AIDS
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u r WeLC
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*Dies from radiation of post*
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rest in spaghetti
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And normally I am immune from radiation due to being part nuclear because reasons...
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How is it you gave an Exo cancer...?
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Im sorry but I don't have time to explain that right now.
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Edited by skykillahhzack1: 11/18/2015 3:33:23 PMLOL [spoiler]literally[/spoiler]
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This gave me Sup3r Can5ur.
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u r welc
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This gave me +6 rads.
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Lucky, usually people gain +29 rads per second reading this.
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I already had some Nuka cola Quantum (Guy at target said it was out before it even was on the shelves) so I basically have +30 rads per second.
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RadX; It's cheaper than Radaway!
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I laughed at this more than I should have [spoiler]That's probably why I'm in the hospital with cancer, m8[/spoiler]
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u R weLC
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I just wrote a wall of text prior to reading this, with good grammar. [spoiler]But not even my grammar could withstand bob's mighty dong.[/spoiler]
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truth
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[spoiler]thanks for the cancer[/spoiler]