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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/16/2015 2:27:42 PM
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[spoiler]Alright, since we are going for 30k, how about we have a full-on bullshit crazy fight?
Use your most powerful stuff. Good luck.[/spoiler]
*Shadow sits on the ground, drawing in the dirt with a stick*
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[b]I gawk in horror[/b] [i]Well, there goes that. I was hoping to show you what happens when you spend most of your freetime gathering sacrifi- Er, I mean researching. I still have this, though…[/i] [b]I pull out a staff which is made of no color known to the eye, and makes a sound unknown to the ear.[/b] [i]Screeee![/i] [b]Lazers fly at you from [u]every direction[/u] Avoid them![/b]
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*Shadow looks up, just in time for the lasers to be absorbed into her* "That staff is making a very annoying noise. Please silence it before I break it. And that color is clashing horribly with this reality. Please learn some fashion sense." *She raises her palm and the energy from all the lasers combined flashes out and hits you*
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Edited by Zany Zoe: 11/18/2015 2:39:51 AM[b]The noise grows more high pitched, now to the point where the sound waves are affecting your brain. You are mildly paralyzed and hallucinating.[/b] [i]The most dangerous sound is of the mind.[/i]
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*Her helmet flips up and encloses her head, and the noise goes away* "Mildly amusing, but none the less annoying." *She takes a step towards you, then an outline shimmers around her before she suddenly vanishes*
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[spoiler]So, how did you avoid the laser coming back at you, eh?[/spoiler]
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[b]lego tweaks his suit into anime power mode[/b] Power level at %10¹² Let's do this
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"If you insist." *A flick of her hand, and you are slammed into the far wall. She sits back down, picking the stick back up*
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[b]after you sit down lego leaps upon you[/b] LEGO SMASH!!!! [b]makes the impact of a small bomb[/b]
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*When the dust clears, Shadow is holding you up with a single hand* "You broke my stick." *Her hand tightens on the suit, crumpling the metal as she throws you up into the air*
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[b]Lands with a thud Straightens suit up and blasts you with a ki like lazer 8 feet wide[/b]
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*She holds up her hand and the laser is absorbed into it. She licks her lips* "Delicious." *She flicks her hand, and 10 ice spears condense into the air in front of her and fly at you*
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[b]flicks them out of the air Walks towards you[/b]
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*The 20 from the back flatten and pin you to the ground* "Heh. Not bad."
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[b]busts out of the crowd and kills them all in an energy pulse Throws you so hard you circumnavigate the dojo's planet in 5 min Follows up with welcome kick as you land[/b]
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*She watches as the decoy gets an all-expenses-paid world-round trip and laughs* "Not bad, not bad at all." *As you leap to kick the decoy she jumps up, grabs you, spins a little to gain momentum, then promptly tosses you out of the atmosphere.*
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[spoiler]ten to the power of twelve?[/spoiler] [spoiler]you could call that "[b]TERA POWER[/b]"[/spoiler] [spoiler]just saying [/spoiler]
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