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Edited by Indeprived:
11/18/2015 10:22:41 PM
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What's the best part of an Isis joke?
[spoiler]The execution[/spoiler]
Those people in France...
[spoiler]They really [u]paris[/u]hed no?[/spoiler]
What's the most confusing day in the hood?
[spoiler]Fathers day[/spoiler]
Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food?
[spoiler]Neither have they[/spoiler]
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
[spoiler]A bench can support a family[/spoiler]
What's a Mexicans favorite sport?
[spoiler]Cross country[/spoiler]
911 jokes are [u]plane[/u] wrong, I don't talk about them because my grandfather died there...
[spoiler]He never really was a good pilot [/spoiler]
How do you get a Jewish girls number?
[spoiler]Roll up their sleeve[/spoiler]
What do you call a flying Jew?
[spoiler]Smoke[/spoiler]
*Edit One:
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
[spoiler]Depends on how hard you throw them[/spoiler]
What does a black man do after having sex?
[spoiler]Jail time[/spoiler]
Why do all black people have nightmares?
[spoiler]We killed the one that had a dream [/spoiler]
What did the homeless man give to the little girl?
[spoiler]A.I.D.S[/spoiler]
Why are black people fast?
[spoiler]All the slow ones are in prison [/spoiler]
How many Jewish people can you fit in a car?
[spoiler]3-5 in the seats... And 6 million in the ash tray[/spoiler]
How do you get baby out of a blender?
[spoiler]chips[/spoiler]
What's puffy and taps on a window before it explodes?
[spoiler]A baby in a microwave[/spoiler]
Tell me if you want more...
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I want more lol
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Hahahahahahah
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What gets smaller and smaller as it gets louder and louder? [spoiler]a baby in a trash compactor[/spoiler]
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Wasn't expecting that, damn xD
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How do you stop a baby from running in circles?[spoiler]Nail it's OTHER hand to the ground.[/spoiler]
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What is the difference between pizza and Jews [spoiler]pizza doesn't scream in the oven[/spoiler] What is the similarity between babies and Jews [spoiler]they both cry when you tell them to go to the shower[/spoiler]
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I've heard the first one, but that second one though xD Nice
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They say there are strength in numbers [spoiler]tell that to 6 million jews[/spoiler]
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Lmao nice
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You're a bitch
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You're a bitch.
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[quote]You're a bitch.[/quote]
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Lol offended? Get off the internet
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Just stating the facts bud.
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If that's true then... [spoiler]K ^_^[/spoiler]
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MORE!
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Good jokes, but maybe change "prison" to "jail time" in the black sex joke. It'd make more sense grammatically.
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Noted and done. Thanks!
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[quote]What's the best part of an Isis joke? [spoiler]The execution[/spoiler] Those people in France... [spoiler]They really [u]paris[/u]hed no?[/spoiler] What's the most confusing day in the hood? [spoiler]Fathers day[/spoiler] Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? [spoiler]Neither have they[/spoiler] What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? [spoiler]A bench can support a family[/spoiler] What's a Mexicans favorite sport? [spoiler]Cross country[/spoiler] 911 jokes are [u]plane[/u] wrong, I don't talk about them because my grandfather died there... [spoiler]He never really was a good pilot [/spoiler] How do you get a Jewish girls number? [spoiler]Roll up their sleeve[/spoiler] What do you call a flying Jew? [spoiler]Smoke[/spoiler] *Edit One: How many babies does it take to paint a house? [spoiler]Depends on how hard you throw them[/spoiler] What does a black man do after having sex? [spoiler]Prison[/spoiler] Why do all black people have nightmares? [spoiler]We killed the one that had a dream [/spoiler] What did the homeless man give to the little girl? [spoiler]A.I.D.S[/spoiler] Why are black people fast? [spoiler]All the slow ones are in prison [/spoiler] How many Jewish people can you fit in a car? [spoiler]3-5 in the seats... And 6 million in the ash tray[/spoiler] How do you get baby out of a blender? [spoiler]chips[/spoiler] What's puffy and taps on a window before it explodes? [spoiler]A baby in a microwave[/spoiler] Tell me if you want more...[/quote]
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You should've said [spoiler]how do pick up Jewish girls? With a dustpan [/spoiler] [spoiler]that wasn't word for word I don't think girls is correct but something's along those lines[/spoiler]
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Lol nice one
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