What's the best part of an Isis joke?
[spoiler]The execution[/spoiler]
Those people in France...
[spoiler]They really [u]paris[/u]hed no?[/spoiler]
What's the most confusing day in the hood?
[spoiler]Fathers day[/spoiler]
Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food?
[spoiler]Neither have they[/spoiler]
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
[spoiler]A bench can support a family[/spoiler]
What's a Mexicans favorite sport?
[spoiler]Cross country[/spoiler]
911 jokes are [u]plane[/u] wrong, I don't talk about them because my grandfather died there...
[spoiler]He never really was a good pilot [/spoiler]
How do you get a Jewish girls number?
[spoiler]Roll up their sleeve[/spoiler]
What do you call a flying Jew?
[spoiler]Smoke[/spoiler]
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
[spoiler]Depends on how hard you throw them[/spoiler]
What does a black man do after having sex?
[spoiler]Jail time[/spoiler]
Why do all black people have nightmares?
[spoiler]We killed the one that had a dream [/spoiler]
What did the homeless man give to the little girl?
[spoiler]A.I.D.S[/spoiler]
Why are black people fast?
[spoiler]All the slow ones are in prison [/spoiler]
How many Jewish people can you fit in a car?
[spoiler]3-5 in the seats... And 6 million in the ash tray[/spoiler]
How do you get baby out of a blender?
[spoiler]chips[/spoiler]
What's puffy and taps on a window before it explodes?
[spoiler]A baby in a microwave[/spoiler]
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