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#satire

Edited by DINGOXL: 11/17/2015 2:14:19 AM
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Kings fall hard mode

Need 5 for normal kings fall. Must be 310 light. Must have completed the raid 25 times (I'll check!) Hunters only, (cause their the only ones that can run relic. ) Must have ToM, Black Spindle, gjallarhorn! Must have exotic class item, must be rank 25 with all factions Must drive a Subaru. Must speak Japanese but only as a second language Must have hot pockets in freezer and eat them during raid. Must have beard Must have bachelors in architecture. Must currently be employed at a fast food restaurant. Must only wear Pumas. ... ... ... This MUST be a joke, cause I laughed at all the other posts. Dedicated to all those "must be 310" guys out there.

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