Alright, if you are anything like me you wake up every morning check the forums to see if anything interesting was posted, and instead find at least 20% of the posts are some kind of post about how suchnsuch is over powered, or how X ability needs to be nerfed, or how something is breaking (ruining) the game (pvp), or how it's impossible for H class to beat T class because their super ability is over powered and I can't just win by standing still and shooting it in the face like I always do. [spoiler]learn to adapt and evade[/spoiler] Well, no more! What I have here is the ultimate solution to everyone's problem, appropriately named, the crucible (marshmallow) gun. This bad boy here deals 40 damage to the body and 60 on a headshot, comes with a semi auto trigger and shoots 3600 rounds an hour. [spoiler]thats about one bullet per second[/spoiler] Now you may be thinking things like "OP(you scrub), that gun(piece of garbage) would be extremely difficult(impossible) to use as it has a time to kill of about 4-5 seconds, and would be out matched by every single gun or ability in the game. [spoiler]this gun would probably get out gunned by sidearms from across the map[/spoiler] Well, what if I told you more? What if I told you that this gun is not only given to everyone, but was the only gun you could use in the crucible, and when held, it disabled all abilities and normalized all stats, set your sensitivity to one, disabled aim down sights, and it even gave everyone the exact same melee distance! [spoiler]finally everyone (Titans) can have a fair chance in a brawl[/spoiler] But, why would anyone agree to such a ridiculously (awesome) underwhelming weapon? You might be asking yourself just that, and the answer is, because it would finaly do the one thing that so many pvp games have failed to do: create a balanced and level playing field. [spoiler]let the legitimate conversations about how skilled this game would become begin![/spoiler] Just pause and think for a moment how incredible it would be to finally show your true level of skill against an opponent without worrying about things like weapon type match ups or even how well your abilities will match up against each other! The only things left will be you, your teammates (if any), and your skill with the gun and fist. Sign below if you want bungie to hear your desire for truly competitive gameplay.