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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/17/2015 1:01:32 PM
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Philbert: beginning analyzation
(Philbert analyzes the bed rock)
Philbert:this will work with this horrid rock
Me: good
(The rock starts vibrating and John puts on ear plugs suddenly the brown note is heard every where around the dojo giving everyone bloody diarrhea)
Me: I told you you'd dump your blood in a toilet
(The bedrock explodes)
Me: I'll wait here till everyone comes back from the toilet have fun I also used all the toilet paper.
English
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"Hmph. Vibrations. Weak." *The bedrock had collapsed around you, burying you underground* [spoiler]Physics, punk.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]then what about the brown note and me blowing up the bedrock?[/spoiler] (A shotgun fires at you) Ya sure bout that mate?
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[spoiler]*Facepalm* If the bedrock exploded, then you would have been buried underground, not to mention that you would have been killed by the pressure of a contained explosion. Please take physics class before arguing physics with me.[/spoiler] *The bullets just ricochet off of her armor and she shrugs* "Weak."
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/17/2015 8:21:44 PM[spoiler]i know that but just ya know the dojo is not really the place for full on logic[/spoiler] (I dig myself out of the bedrock looking at you) Then try a swing at me little girl
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"Why bother soiling myself with your filth when I can do this?" *From behind her a tendril of darkness swipes out and swipes John away with the force of a freight train*
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(I ignite and burn away the tendril then I put you in an armlock)
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*The fire merely blows around it, and the tendril begins to repeatedly swipe John* [spoiler]Sorry, fire has no effect on solidified shadows.[/spoiler]
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/18/2015 11:56:37 AM(I grab the tendril and send it from whenic it came and I toss a bolder at you)
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*The tendril uses the momentum you gave it to spin around and whip the boulder out of the air* "Oh come on, try harder."
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You don't get it do you? The strong wait they think it out The coward resorts to magic and guns The brainless charge in without thought [spoiler]just attack[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]But it's fun watching you try. Ugh, fine.[/spoiler] *She flicks a hand, and the tendril fades away as Shadow stands up, a revolver in hand. "Bang." "Six shots ring out in quick succession, 2 hitting you in each foot, and one for each wrist*
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/19/2015 1:38:59 AM(I hold up my hands and feet small bits of purple light appears blocking the bullets and often the bullets richocett off the light it fades away) This is a game of chess not a cowards game Come and take your beating like the little girl you are! [spoiler]if 2 shot were aim for the hands and 2 fer the feet then what about the other 2?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Two shots for each foot. Lol.[/spoiler] *Shadow smirks as she reloads the revolver in less than a second, then holsters it. She stands with her arms spread out, her armor-plated suit gleaming dully in the light* "Your move."
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(I walk up to you and smack your face and snatch a hair off your head) In due time in due time
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*You smack her helmet, and she flicks you away with a hand. The force of the backhanded blow to your chest collapses one lung, shatters 3 ribs, and that's before you hit the wall* "Don't do that."
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(As I hit the wall sparks come out of the shoulder of my armor) Well that's not right (Looks at you waiting) Your move let's see if well I'm not gonna say coward
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[spoiler]Can you please improve your grammar slightly? Its making it much more difficult than it should be to understand you.[/spoiler] "I have a question." *She begins walking over to you* "Why can you not properly insult somebody?"
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/20/2015 3:34:41 AM[spoiler]Newish to typing on the phone try to get used to it[/spoiler (Laughs) It's the same reason why your such a fool, with all your fancy magic you forgot one thing
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"Bah. This is basic. Advanced would erase your very existence from this plane of reality."
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Exactly THIS reality did I tell you I went to Harvard now how could I go to Harvard and best a guardian at only ten?
