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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/17/2015 1:35:03 PM
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Life form! You killed my father! Now prepare to die!
[b]I twirl a .32 around my fingers and aim it at you[/b]
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[spoiler]my characters name is John to go into detail[/spoiler] (I walk up a .44 in my child hands) Oh ho! I did not kill your father but I shall kill you en garde hombre!
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Oho! You may think that. But in truth, I kidnapped your mother as vengeance!
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/17/2015 6:53:13 PMBut that twas but a bomb now prepare for a big kaboom (an explosion can be heard in the distance) .....boom...
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/17/2015 9:42:50 PMBwahahahahha! But what you didn't know. Is that I knew you knew I kidnapped your mother and then you replaced her with a bomb. So I made sure she was moved.... INTO YOUR HOME!
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/18/2015 11:53:16 AMWhy thank you we've been trying to get her to move in here for your troubles I shall use this (Holds up a pea shooter lazer gun)
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Bwahahahaha! I knew you would do that! That's why I replaced your lasers...with actual Peas!
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I know for a fact that you did not but I did replace your gun with broccoli
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You son of a bitch! Your right. I didn't replace your gun to make it a pea shooter. But what I did do is have bungie nerf it! Hahahahahahha!
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Oh ho but is not a bungie weapon is from fallout so they'll nerf your gun instead and it's only broccoli
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Yes. But a created a steroid that will imbue my broccoli with power! [b]I inject the broccoli with a syringe and it immediately grows into a middle finger[/b] OMNOMNOM [b]i eat it. And get super hulky[/b]
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/18/2015 1:56:45 PM(I pull out a rail gun) [spoiler]well do an actual fight after this if ya want bro[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol I'm fighting so many people. Maybe later ya?[/spoiler] [b]I pull out a rocket launcher [/b]
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(I pull out a Gatling gun)
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[b]I pull out another rocket launcher [/b]
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(I pull out a grenade launcher)
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[b]A helicopter flies over and a sniper aims at you [/b]
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(Two of my snipers amenathe your sniper and you)
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[b]A Russian bomber flies over head [/b]
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(A nuke is aimed at the bomber)
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[b]A tactical nuke destroyer base aims at the nuke [/b]
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(A derp ssundee army surrounds the base) Derp ssundee 1: my mom doesn't love me Derp ssundee 2: let me axe you a question Derp ssundee 3: cobblestone = love cobblestone = life heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[b]DIES INSTANTLY AND A GIANT BOMB GOES OFF KILLING EVERYONE[/b]
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 11/19/2015 2:48:31 AM(In a ward of dawn and lives) ......I win....... Derp ssundee 1: I AM UNKILLABLE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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NUUUUUUUUUUUU
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
