I read this is as Satan isn't real and I then realized I may be dyslexic

Oh dear God!

[quote]Santa isn't real. I then replied[spoiler]RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER HAD A VERY SHINY NOOOOOSE AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH JOIN IN ANY REINDEER GAMES THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE SANTA CAME TO SAY RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT WONT YOU GUIDE MY SLAY TONIGHT? THEN ALL THE REINDEER LOVED HIM AND THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HIS TOR YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Clause is coming to town He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out if you're naughty or nice Santa Clause is coming To town He sees you when your sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake Ooohhhhh you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Clause is coming To town Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all, that children call Their favorite time of year Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes Of love and dreams to share Sleigh bells in the air Beauty everywhere Yuletide by the fireside And joyful memories there Christmas time is here Families drawing near Oh, that we could always see Such spirit through the year. ( That was the shorter version.) The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I tried Don't let them know Don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don't feel Don't let them knowwwwww Well now they know Let it go Let it go Can't hold me back anymore Let it go Let it go Turn away and slam the door I don't care What their going to say Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway. It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fear of ones control of me Can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right no wrong No rules for me I'm free Let it go Let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go Let it go You'll never see me cry Here I stand and here I stay Let the storm rage on My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling I'm frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back The past is in the past Let it go Let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go Let it go That perfect girl is gone Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage oooooooonnnnnnnnnn The cold never bothered me anyway! Frosty the snowman Was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe And a button nose And two eyes made out of coal Frosty the Snowman Is a fairy tale they say He was made of snow but the children know How he came to life one day. There must have been some magic In some old silk that they found For when they placed it on his head He began to dance around. Frosty the Snowman Was alive as he could be And the children say he could laugh and play Just the same as you and me. Frosty the Snowman Knew the sun was hot that day So he said,"Let's run and have some fun before I melt away." Down to the village With a broomstick in his hand Running here and there All around the square Saying "Catch me if you can!" He led them down the streets of town Right to the traffic cop And he only paused a moment When he heard him holler stop Frosty the Snowman Had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye saying "Don't you cry" I'll be back again some day. [/spoiler][/quote]

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Dear god the lag after hitting that spoiler

Frozen all the way LET IT GOOOOO

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