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11/18/2015 8:39:17 PM
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*In the Torture Chamber with KPG*
Well well, if it isn't the keklord KPG. You and I are going to have fun, as we're going to play with some of my favorite toys. My body is ready, I hope yours is too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Goes through assortment of tools, debating which one he wants to use first*
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Edited by KPG: 11/18/2015 8:50:27 PM...[i]i hate wensdays[/i]... *closes eyes* [spoiler]WARNING. My reaction times and reply time will be slow. Im doing homework[/spoiler]
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*Pulls out a spray bottle with corrosion dishwasher detergent* I remember the time when I was still a test subject, the scientists wanted to make the human skin resisted to dangerous chemicals on skin contact. Let me show you how it felt when they said it was only going to be a splash... *Points the spray bottle at your stomach* *Then unscrews the spray cap and pours all of it onto your body*
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*censored* YOU *censored* *censored* *censored*
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Oh, are you already feeling "pain"? *Pours sulfric acid on to the burns, to amplify the burning effects* You are truly mistaken...
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Edited by SubjectBosco: 11/18/2015 9:30:19 PM*Pours soap all over you and sprays you with a high velocity water hose* Now then, lets see what you have to say. What is Sarge planning to do to get revenge?
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Who knows. Because I dont... Or do I?
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*Evil smerk appears* We'll see about that... *Goes through more tools* *Proceeds to pull out a syringe*
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Edited by SubjectBosco: 11/18/2015 9:54:47 PMYou know that in America, doctor practice circumcising boys just to get extra pocket money, saying it stops the boy from pleasing himself. Well there was this one doctor who invented this formula to dial the male's sex urge up to 11. This was used to "prove" the uncircumcised boys will be doing it non-stop. The results, American hospitals changed from there on, brainwashing the citizens that the foreskin was nothing but a taboo. *Inserts the syringe into the hips* I can't wait to see how you react to these beautiful girls. *Powers on slideshow of pictures from various of porn* [spoiler]You are also handcuffed and your hands are at your back.[/spoiler]
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*falls asleep from boredom*
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*Shocks you with cattle prod* Wake up!
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Edited by KPG: 11/18/2015 10:13:42 PMGOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! *jerks around violently*
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Good. It seems you do take pleasure of this prod. It seems as tho the porn ain't to your fancy. So instead I will stroke the forge, with this glove. *Shows a glove with razor barb wires, a electric cable wired through the glove, and glass shards* That sure looks painful if you don't release it, so let me work my magic. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Grabs ahold of your "battle rifle"*
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*Continues to rub the rifle, activates the electricity to give it an extra "shock", and plays [url=https://youtu.be/j_L2v_DJSxg]music in the background[/url]* *Sings along with the lyrics as the music plays*
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*censored* YOU *censored* [spoiler]Sorry for being gone so long[/spoiler]
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Edited by SubjectBosco: 11/19/2015 12:28:06 AM*Once the song finished playing, the stroking stops* *Pours hydrogen peroxide on the rifle* Now next up, I shall feed you my mama's special cake! [spoiler]Its all good, we have all the time in the world.[/spoiler]
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Edited by KPG: 11/19/2015 12:31:41 AMNO. NO *censored* MORE. [spoiler]Mk[/spoiler]
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Are you now willing to tell us what you know?
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I know Sarges taco recipe. But they taste like shit. And they make your hair fall out.
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Not the answer I was looking for. *Pulls out a chocolate frosted cake* Here, have some cake. Made from Grif's vomit! *Forces the cake down your throat bit by bit*
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*vomits everywhere*
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Are you willing to tell me Sarge's plan now?
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What plan. He thinks with his ass. He has no plans.
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Then who is calling the shots!? What is the 💢💉⚡😷🔕❌💀 plan!?
