So a rich old man has a choice to marry one of three super models. But he can't decide which one he wants to marry so he gives them each 5,000$ to spend and then he would decide once he saw what they bought.
The first girl bought a bunch of make up that fit perfectly for her and made her look even better than before. "I got this makeup so I can look my best for you all the time because you deserve the prettiest girl"
The second girl bought a bunch of clothes that made her body look like a goddess. "I bought these clothes for you to show how sexy I can be. I want to be at my best for you because I love you so much"
The third girl took the money and invested it and got a return worth triple the original amount. "I invested this so we could have a stable future together and so our children won't have to worry. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
So the old man sat down for a day and thought long and hard about the girl he would marry.
In the end he married the girl with the biggest tits.
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