*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Hey hey hey! How are you all fine forum surfers doing this night? Doing good? Awesome! Cant wait for this thanksgiving coming up next week, lotsa food and drinks hell yea. Just be safe this thanksgiving! So lets get down to business of this weeks Neon News coverage." [b]Niceness Cures Internet Cancer[/b] •Kindness thread created by [i]FoodieVersion2[/i] •Finally a very nice and subtle break from the forum cancer train is this cute thread for being nice to each other •Not Fully recognized as the next amazing thing yes but it was a nice change in topic •So if you need anyone who is awesome and nice contact the FoodieVersion2 [b]Leather Chair Gained Life[/b] •No post->Member [i]Leather Chair[/i] •My -blam!-ing leather chair suddenly got a voice! •All of the sudden leather chair responds to my posts and roams around making other posts about equality for chairs •Pffff not as long as you are under my ass, you were made for this [b]Some Strange School Stories[/b] •Most Disturbing Thing to Happen at Your School post created by [i]Eli[/i] •Went around to this post and holy crap some weird ass stories around in there, if I remember correctly one had a flamethrower in it •A popular post I just had to mention for the fact it was a good read and I laughed quite a bit scrolling through it •Good job school you -blam!-ed kids up the walls [b]A Collaboration for Penis Kind[/b] •No Post/Member •If you haven't already been bombarded by the spam of all the poll penis threads consider yourself a lucky one •Annoying as a poll penis may be I must shamefully say that is probably one of the only times this forum will agree and collaborate on a project together to make something perfect [b]Selfies Floating Around[/b] •Post a Selfie and Ppl will Guess Your Age... Post created by [i]HumblePlatinumOG[/i] •This Post has popped up for quite a while now and I think it deserves a mention in the Neon News lol after its survival •I love to see selfie threads even if most are filled with those trolly trolls floating about •I have posted a selfie in there muahahaha try to find it [b]How to Dethrone o___________o[/b] •A Girl I Knew In Class... Post by [i]No Land Beyond[/i] •Saved the best for last •This post was awesome, dont know how long it toon to make but pure genius for a troll in these forums •The troll may seem simple enough but to fool so many that easily and deserve a laugh, damn, +50 to you [i]No Land Beyond[/i], goodjob •Also this member is mentioned MANY times in the honorable mentions, you earn the new category of [b]Forum Weekly Hall of Fame[/b] [b][i]MEMBER WEEKLY HALL OF FAME[/i][/b] [spoiler][b]No Land Beyond [/b] Awesome post this week, you did a great job of showing the true essence of a good fashioned troll and thanks for giving a laugh for us this week, keep up the good work! [b]Followers:[/b] 58 Status: [b]Thoughts and Prayers to those in Paris[/b] [b]Created:[/b] 1 Group [b]Joined:[/b] 4 Groups [i]Have not had a personal Interview with the member, next time, always next time haha[/i] [/spoiler] [b]HONORABLE MENTIONS:[/b] [spoiler] >Worst Poster: PsYcHO_StRiKeR1 >Best Author: o___________o >Best Poster: No Land Beyond >Best Troll: No Land Beyond (A girl I knew in class... post) >Worst Troll: MerryLand (Destiny>Halo Post) >Wisest Post: Viin man >Biggest Douche: Purse >Best Trademark: Anonymous Entity, Transmission >Most overrated trademark: You will be kissed this friday >most underrated trademark: Pop-tart, By BioSmiley >Biggest Attention Whore: Nerdgasm >Most Infamous/famous User This Week: No Land Beyond >White Knight of the week: KrayZGamerGirl >Funniest Thread: No Land Beyond's post (A girl I knew in class...) >Largest Replies in a thread: Europa RP by Murph >Most Popular thread this week: No Land Beyond's Post (A girl I knew in class...) >Best hashtag name: #BellyBabies by Lightning Pheonix >best RP: Digital_DOJO RP, By Digital Ninja >grossest user: Engrapandora >nicest user(s): FoodieVersion2 and Partarar >best artist: Anonymous Entity >biggest pest: Lincoln >longest surviving thread: Elites Hatch from Eggs, by Deleted User >most ignored player: Neon >Most unique thread maker: Grape Crushh >Member we all want to see active again o___________o [/spoiler] "Thanks for reading everyone! If you have any suggestions for the NN Weekly News please leave a message! See you all next week and have an amazingly spectacular ThanksGiving and Black Friday, -Neon."