i am ziggerastica the living god.
[spoiler]bring me honey cus im hungry[/spoiler]
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*slides suspicious jar of honey along the table to you*
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*looks in suspiciously* *testilly licks some out*
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*quickly glances at you eating* soon the poison will take effect and you will die he whispered to himself
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*spits the honey out* WHAAAT!?!??! THE LIVING GOD HEARD THAT! How dare you try to poison the living god!!
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Edited by NukeHawk116: 11/23/2015 4:36:00 PM*runs to the door slamming it shut behind him* Safe.. Oh wait this is not the fire escape... This is the [i]janitor's closet[/i]
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*sends swarm of nano dragons through keyhole and they begin biting and covering your entire body*
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Edited by NukeHawk116: 11/23/2015 4:41:40 PM*Pulls out arc blade and uses showstopper*
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*more eat through the walls and pour over your body*
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*in a last attempt he pulls out a detonator* well this is my last job *pushes button* (On the news the night after) "We have more information on the mass explosion that happened in the tower was from a contingent sub-system of an out-dated exo" "More news on the situation at eleven"
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*more nano dragons come and eat the metal*
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*A fire rescue titan runs in to find you and the exo he grabs both and runs to the fire exit*
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[spoiler]m9 im a nano dragon. I gon b fine[/spoiler]
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*As the titan rushes down the stairs the exo suddenly reactivates and kills the titan*
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[spoiler]Rest in pepperonis[/spoiler]
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*The exo takes you by your wings and starts pinching your head...*
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*bites fingers*
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*lets go of you* you are strong... I respect that... *Head sparks* you deserve to live... *the same exo comes out of nowhere and takes both of them through a portal*
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*The exo takes you by your wings and starts pinching your head...*
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Is that a how to train your dragon reference
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[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
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I wonder if Aerile knows what it is
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lol I knew it
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And why must I serve you?
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Edited by Ziggerastica: 11/20/2015 2:47:19 PMBecause i am ziggerastica the living god! *flutters around your head angrily*
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Ah huh...God? *Smiles but tries staying serious so I dont laugh* You sure you're a god?