1. You can no longer have sex or have any biological children of your own. You get 50 million dollars.
2. You can have sex only in missionary for the rest of your life, for a maximum of 10 minutes per day. You get 2 million dollars.
3. You can have sex as much as you like, but only with 3/10s and below (No butterfaces). You get 8 million dollars.
4. You have to marry your most recent ex immediately and you can never divorce, and must live together. You get 150 million dollars in store gift cards (cannot be made into currency)
Which do you pick and why?
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Ayyyy
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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I picked three... Then read what it meant. :|
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1 because I basically have no hope in life, I don't want kids, and gaming is an expensive habit
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Edited by VeIkro: 11/23/2015 3:04:29 AMI pick 1.
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50 mil is too much to deny.
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1. I'm asexual so it doesn't bother me
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2 without question. That's the only one with no downside. Average sex time is only like 8 minutes anyway. Does this option include no oral though?
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Edited by Lunasia_: 11/21/2015 10:00:02 PMSomeone wanna show me a pick of what a 3/10 would look like Other than that, i choose 2.
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Edited by FishBlues: 11/22/2015 6:12:08 PM4, easily. I look at her pictures every night and cry. [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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1. That's why they made toys
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I don't have an ex, so... is 4 just not an option for me?
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Hard hitting questions.
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Screw it, looks aren't everything. BRING ON THE 3/10s!
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1 naturally. Adoption is fine and toys can be better than sex.
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I'd just cheat on my ex duh
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These are all terrible. Goodness.
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#4 because I've never had an ex.
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Hah. 3/10's are just a matter of opnion! BRING IT ON!
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Picked 3 before reading. No regrets tbh
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4 because if I had it my way we'd be together anyway.
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4 because I have no ex. And even if I did I could just come to an agreement with the other person to be able to do whatever we want. So free gift cards.
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[i]1. I don't know what I'm missing out on anyway, but I do have opposable thumbs..[/i]
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1 Green > pussy [spoiler]... weed bruh all I need is dat green[/spoiler]