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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/23/2015 7:19:45 PM
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I am the real tubbs!
[b]gets up and punches you in the back with my super strength[/b]
[spoiler]Zoom style![/spoiler]
[spoiler]where's the back break[/spoiler]
[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wait. How did you get behind me? I know you rolled under me. But then I turned to kick you.[/spoiler] [b]I stagger forward. But when your punch hit my shield it electrifies you. Causing severe burns.[/b] [b]I slide when I stagger and ready songblade for your next set of attacks[/b]
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[spoiler]didn't know you turned[/spoiler] [b]releases smoke all around[/b] No matter what you do, your gonna lose. [b]you feel a sharp pain in your back[/b] [spoiler]SCYTHE FTW!!![/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 10:27:48 PMThat's...agh! to be seen. [b]I grab the scyth by where its closest to its blade. Then Tear it out of my back. With this newfound grasp I tear the scyth from your hands. And snap it closest to its blade. Leaving you with a long stick.[/b] [b]The smoke seems to be combated by purple mist. And I pick up the stick and begin whaling it around me[/b]
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*poisonous gas starts coming out of it and you feel, weak, tired, slowed down. Everything starts to get blurry* *I round house kick you in the face*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 10:43:25 PM[spoiler]b-b-but I have mask with filters![/spoiler] [spoiler]Fine[/spoiler] [b]I block the kick with the staff. But most of the force gets through. I stagger. Then tackle you in a clumsy frenzie[/b]
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[spoiler]i didn't know about the mask[/spoiler] [b]head butts you[/b]
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[b]Your head hits the mask. Leaving a dent in your forehead[/b] [b]I get up quickly and vanish into the mass of purple mist[/b] [i]Traaaaaaaaitor[/i] [i]Villaaaaain[/i] [i]Waste of life[/i]
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*gets up* I'M NOT A TRAITOR!!! I'M A HERO!!! I'M SAVING THIS PLACE FROM HIM!!! *points at Ninja*
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[i]yet.... How did you play that out? Killing him in front of us? Or blowing us all to hell....[/i] [i]You. Are a sociopath. You. Are a psychopath. You. Are insane.[/i]
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NO I'M NOT!!! COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
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[i]Hahahaha...[/i] [i]And stop our little chat?[/i] [b]You hear a gun shot from the other side of the room and a bullet whiz by your head.[/b]
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Alright Pants. [b]I turn around[/b] Is this how you wanna play it? [b]you feel a really big pain in the back of your neck[/b]
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[b]The shots keep firing in a spray[/b] [b]You see the glowing yellow eyes through the mist [/b]
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*the pain keeps getting stronger* [spoiler]dude, the beetles digging a hole in your neck[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/23/2015 11:26:25 PM[spoiler]Dude. Roll with it.[/spoiler] [b]More shots are fired[/b] [b]One of them hits your leg[/b]
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[spoiler]but I had a plan and everything[/spoiler] *it keeps getting worse* *you feel, movement. It's on your brain*
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[spoiler]So did I.[/spoiler] [b]More shots are fired. Then they stop. The yellow eyes still pierce you through the mist [/b]
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*I stare at the eyes confidently*
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[b]It still stares at you[/b] [b]There is a slight flicker in the left yellow eye[/b]
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*stares harder* [spoiler]staring contest[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fuks sake tubbs[/spoiler] [b]Nothing happens. The eyes still stare at you.[/b] [b]Then out of nowhere more shots are fired[/b]
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[spoiler]make him blink and I'll move![/spoiler] *still stares*
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[b]The eyes both flicker. Like there is a technical difficulty[/b]
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That counts as a blink! I win! [b]MLG airhorns go off, a hat floats on my head, sun glasses float on my face, a cigarette floats in my mouth, and words appears that say "Deal With It"[/b]
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[b]The dojo gets 420 blazit no scoped and blows up from having a huge erection[/b] [spoiler]ok. Back on track lol [/spoiler]
