originally posted in:CentauriAlpha Fan Fiction
View Entire Topic
Hello all, I am SireHuman. Some of you may have seen my top Competitor, Optimus Exo's post. I am here today to declare war on Rahool and any who dare oppose me.
As the new Cryptarch, I would work wonders. If you request a year two gun and give me a Legacy engram, I'll make it happen. Anything within my RNG blessing that I can do to help you I will do it.
Also, those pesky Legendaries that Rahool is selling that cost an arm and a leg will now only cost 10 Legendary marks! I don't need them but the Vanguard would fire me if I made them free. You worked very hard for those marks so I'll let you be able to spend more the way you want.
Please vote for SireHuman. You'll be glad you did.
Edit: Also, if I am elected, I will make a book on Cryptology.
-
You are probably be like the Donald Trump of cryptology. You won't have any idea what you are doing, but you'll be really good at it