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Edited by Legend of Jordy:
11/26/2015 5:51:34 AM
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Girl Gamers - I'm Single.
Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣>
ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `（ ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ／
> ,ノ
∠_,,,/´” I.
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4 RepliesI dunno, I have a girlfriend
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5 RepliesNice shoes, wanna fück?
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That vex gate comment. ROFL, dying on the floor over here. Can't contain the laughter. *guardian down* [spoiler]Are you a 3oC? because you make bosses spe----no Dirty mind arby, dirty mind. bad.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesAre those pants purple, because that ass is legendary.
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I'd wallbreach that.
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Are you like the necrochasm? Do you spray everywhere and make people's heads explode? Let's find out together.
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1 ReplyI wouldn't hit that with an interceptor.
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Edited by ttv/RitzyCheese: 11/25/2015 11:20:22 AMI must be a slimy ogre, because you just captured my gaze.
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Seriously tho, I don't see how you can be single with such a pants-shitting, knee-slapping, yuk-yukking sense of humor.
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Tl;dr Too busy with your mom
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1 ReplyThis shit isn't even funny
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i always go out with my hawkmoon, it brings me luck in the chamber.
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4 RepliesAre you necrochasm? Because you're hard to get
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You must be Destiny because I'm going in on Tuesday and I'm getting what I wa... actually I'm probably going to be devastatedly disappointed and then you can f$&@ off for the rest of the week.
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same.
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You must be Xûr, because you always disappoint me.
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1 ReplyNo matter what she looks like - you'd stillpierce her necrochasm
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The gunslinger one doesn't work because it's the nightstalker that can tether
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3 RepliesI have a black hammer for you.
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I enjoyed this read. Nicejob and hope you meet the guardian of your dreams.
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Are you a girl? Or an imposter? Que the illuminati theme song
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1 ReplyIs that Hard Light in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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Edited by Legend of Jordy: 11/25/2015 6:16:48 AMBump. ;)
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The Gorgon one is gold.
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I guess I could tape my sausage behind my peaches.
