Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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Edited by Earth: 12/2/2015 4:32:21 AMA woman's response to your advances: Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you. [i]I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd want to use aim assist for. [/i] _____ Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime. [i]I am a Gunslinger. But I guess I don't matter. [/i] _____ I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you. [i]Sounds like your looking for an easy girl. You'll need more than cheese to impress this lady. [/i] _____ You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever. [i] I'm looking for a guardian who has found his way in life, not a lost boy. Also, 'forever' is one word. [/i] _____ Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you. [i]If I'm a year two Gjallarhorn, I guess that means you will never obtain me. Why don't you go wolf pack someone else's rounds. [/i] _____ I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot. [i]I just went through a dramatic near-death experience and all you can think about is my body. Thanks, but no thanks. [/i] _____ Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you. [i]It's actually the Dead Orbit shader, Nowhere. As in- you're going Nowhere near my armor or I'll knock you where the shader don't shine. [/i] _____ Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing. [i]It's not like I can do anything about my hair anyways. And I don't want to start my appearance all over just to end up in the tower talking to low levels like you. Go ahead and Focus your Light somewhere else. [/i] _____ You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find. [i]Please go on about how I'm an object of possession. [/i] _____ I never been one for farming but I'd grind that. [i]Do you even have a grind dance emote? Didn't think so.[/i] _____ Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head. [i]Did you just call me a Jackolyte? Are you trying to insult me? [/i] _____ You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time. [i]Heavy!!! Screw you, I just got over an eating disorder.[/i] _____ We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by. [i]I would be glad to hear you stop talking about anything. And once I've walked by, I'll continue to walk away. [/i] _____ Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP. [i]Get Gud, Scrub.[/i] _____ I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken. [i]I bet you would love me to be absent of all thought and under your absolute control. #R@peWhistle. [/i] _____ Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you. [i]Well, not my problem. Good luck, hun.[/i] _____ You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. [i]Family is everything and you've insulted mine. Luckily, you're not worthy of my wrath. [/i] _____ If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind. [i]Thank you for stopping yourself. Feel free to do that every time you think about saying something.[/i] _____ Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice. [i][Code of Conduct], The Women's Rights Movement, & Sexual Harassment Handbook are all good reads.[/i]