Hi, my mom won't let me say my real name on the Internet, so just call me Shrek LaBeouf. I am ten years old (double digits !!!!!!) and I have just past 1000 hours in destiny. Now don't be haters and because of my age. Destiny is way to violent and it can make kids be violent and criminals. One reason is because their is blood. When you are dieing then you have blood on your screen and it is gross. The nex treason is because of guns. Guns make kids want to use them to kill people in real life and that is why destiny should remove guns. The last reasons is because of wiping. Like Fox News once said, it makes all of kids think that life is less important because all of them just jump off and kill them selfes in raid. I hope you liked my reasons why destiny is to violent. Please help make destiny a better place and don't hate on me because I'm ten and I'm probably older than most of you. I'm gonna go back to club penguin now because it is less violent and nice
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Now this is what real satire is so all you nubs get out a clipboard and learn.
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OP is lettuce
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Lol Club Penguin.
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Edited by Dentariunoux: 11/26/2015 7:57:53 PMI AGREE THAT PEREGRINE GREAVES SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT TEACHES KIDS TO JUMP AND SHOULDER CHAGE INTO ELDERLY PEOPLE, RENDERING THEM EXPLODED.
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Yes!!!!!
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Wtf is this some kinda monkey scrotum satire?
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Lol. That is my reply. Just. LOL.
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Lol @ wiping
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This is sarcasm at another level or a dick at normal level
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I guess no one here understands sarcasm except me and the person who posted this
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Edited by Prototypes End: 11/26/2015 5:08:07 PMWe need to start purifying this planet. [spoiler]Genocide[/spoiler]
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Edited by Noveltiez: 11/26/2015 7:39:06 PMIf you really are ten (which you're not) I'm sorry to say this but, you are stupid. Btw next time you pretend to be ten maybe change the Lenny face. ;)
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Smelled the b8 from the title
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People who feel for the b8 need to be sterilized
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BWEKFAST!
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Gr8 b8 m8
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Edited by Jas: 11/26/2015 6:58:41 PMNo satire?
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Really lol
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I can't believe how many people actually fell for this.
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Go to bed squeaker. Don't forget your teddy bear. And oh, if you think it's too violent, well, your parents bought it for you, therefore you have bad parents...
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Who else remembers the post about the Fox news article.(that was actually a troll but it was hilarious)? Wasn't expecting that at all.
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Shut your mouth thing
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Loved the "nex treason" g8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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I don't think I can top this, and I'm a decent troll.