Good satire. I hope to God it's satire. But in a serious note, this quote: [quote]because it is my fundamental right as a parent to decide which eradicated diseases come roaring back. [/quote] Why have parental rights become such a big thing lately? In this case, you're not only harming the safety of local children, but you're also endangering your son. Does that son not have rights? Do the other children not have rights? The fact is that "parental rights," in abortion, vaccinations, etc, are a myth. A concept created by those who don't actually understand our nation or how the world works. Good Day, Shapeless.