There's a few stories that pertain to my old teachers that nothing to do with school but I'm gunna tell em anyways. It was a small remote town school with only 300+ students so news gets around pretty easily. So anyways at the end of every school week the teachers would get together and have a little get together. Now these aren't your lame wine and cheese party's. They would full on get pissed. My old p.e teacher made his own tequila and my science teacher made his own beer so they were essentially stocked with alcohol every week. First story is about my p.e teacher. He was a bit of a lariken when he got drunk and he got the great idea of doing a nudie run with nothing but shoes and a box to cover his cock. What makes this story even better is that they all took pictures of him doing the run. They made shirts with the pictures of his arse doing the run. How do I know this you ask? The idiot got the great idea of putting the images on the Internet. Second story is pretty much the same but a bit funnier. So my p.e teacher being the dag that he is dared another teacher to run a nudie and my science teacher wanting to make people laugh too decided to do a nude run this time around he essentially had nothing on but a beer in his hand. As he was just getting down the driveway he slipped on some moss, fell down and dislocated his elbow. He was lying on his back cock and balls in full view for his audience rocking back and forth in pain. Let's just say he learned from his mistake. He tries to cover it up and say that he fell from a ladder but that's just because he'd get fired if he told the truth. Another juicy little story. Another old p.e teacher I had for my first year in secondary school was a strict guy. He ran drug forums at the school to warn kids of drugs. Led a student mentor program and taught us the dangers of social media. Why is this relevant you ask? Well, a couple years after he changed school he became a principal at another school and one night when he was drunk he sexually assaulted a young woman. He is now in jail for the next 8 years or so. These aren't really good stories but I thought they were funny enough to share.