>I was only 9 years old I loved Linda so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Linda every night before bed thanking her for the freedom I've been given. >Linda is love I say, Linda is life >ISIS overhears me and calls me an infidel >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Linda >I called him a camel-fuçker >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me. >I feel something touch me >Its Linda! >I am so happy >She whispers in to ear "this is my country" >She grabs me with her powerful American hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Linda >She penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much but I do it for Linda >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against her force >I want to please Linda >She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love >ISIS walks in >Linda looks him straight in the eye and says "I will destroy you" >Linda eaves through my window >Linda is love, Linda is life