No, wait. Don't laugh. Prepare to have your mind blown. Prepare to have your eyes opened and light shower down from the heavens. For I am the messenger to tell you that Club Penguin's takeover will be absolute. Convert while you still can.
Everybody knows that Bungie's awful at listening to us, addressing our concerns, and DLC, but Club Penguin's devs have none of those problems. They give you frequent content updates and address balance issues immediately.
Not to mention the huge gulf in the amount of content. What do you do in Destiny? Spawn in. Shoot aliens. Die. Respawn. Shoot players. Die. Club penguin is so much more friendly, inviting, and content filled! I mean come on. Who doesn't want their very own pet puffle, or a beautiful igloo house with hundreds of fun decorations? It's a no-brainer.
Think about it. Think about it for a second and you will understand. Club Penguin is supreme. Club Penguin is all powerful. I'm confident the vast majority of Destiny players will soon realize this and convert. Club Penguin will kill Destiny.
EDIT: Every person that likes this post will be gifted with a Y10 9001 attack Pufflehorn, free of charge. We must spread the word and convert all guardians to the side of the almighty Club Penguin!
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Don't you remember back in August when Club Penguin and Destiny joined forces? There was even a holiday made in celebration. I believe they called it "Gjallarhorn Day."