[b][i]HO HO HO!![/i][/b] Tell Santa clause what you want for Christmas guardian!! :3
Edit 1: Santa Clause gotta get some shuteye folks! Be back tomorrow :3
~ ❄️ [i][b]Happy Holidays![/b][/i] ❄️
Edit 2: HO HO HO Santa is back folks!! Time to check who's been naughty or nice ;)
~ ❄️ [i][b]Happy Holidays![/b][/i] ❄️
Edit 3: HO HO HO! Time for Santa to get some sleep! Good night all! :D
~ ❄️ [i][b]Happy Holidays![/b][/i] ❄️
Edit 4: HO HO HO!!! Santa is back for the day kiddies!! Come on over here and tell Santa what you want :3
~ ❄️ [i][b]Happy Holidays![/b][/i] ❄️
Edit 5: Thank you all who came to visit Santa!! Let's keep this going :D
~ ❄️ [i][b]Merry Christmas![/b][/i] ❄️
Edit 6: Santas out for the night!! Be back again tomorrow for more HO HO HO!! :D
~ ❄️ [i][b]Merry Christmas![/b][/i] ❄️
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How do you know when I'm sleeping?
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I've been good.
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Nero
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why did you poop on my mom chest last year? was it on her list? can I put it on my list? is there a surcharge?
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Can you give me the powers to kill all of the guardians?
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[quote]This offends my religion.[/quote]
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Can I get the future dlc for destiny for Christmas?
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Santa! I'm so happy to see you. Merry Christmas :) Santa my plea is a large one. For the last few months I've had a "hole" in my beard (I'm sure you are quite knowledgeable on beards) and I simply let it be thinking, maybe multivitamins blah blah. It ended up persisting for months, to the point where all the hair on my chin is gone! I finally took the time to thoroughly clean the house, only to find black mold! It turns out, I've been inhaling spores for months and it's causing hair loss. I bleached the area and cleaned it, and now All I have left it patches of hair on my head and face.... So I ask you santa. Can I have a beard for christmas?
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Give me liberty or give me death
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I drank all of your egg nog. Without any rum.
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Edited by MajorLeageMiner: 12/4/2015 9:18:53 PMWhy are you watching me while I sleep you sick -blam!-
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Do you like milk and cookies or cookies and milk?
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What do I do when I'm sleeping?
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Is it true you only cum once a year
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Is it Clause or Claus?
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You are fake
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Why do all of my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't resist cheap labor. Oink Oink, you capitalistic [i]pig[/i].
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Why did you sleep with my mother?
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How in the blue hell did u exit that chimney I trapped u in....
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"What are you doing to Santa's balls?"
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I'm not naughty am I !?!?!?!?
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Are you gonna bring me a PS4 with all the games?
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Im a hoe :(
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Edited by Milky Duds: 12/4/2015 6:48:50 PMAm I on the naughty list cause I place a bubble in front of everyone when they shot rockets on Crota and killed them all last run on Crota HM in HoW?
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It's weird when I get a present from you it says that it's from my family members. And I also get them a week or 2 before Christmas why is this?
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Why is Santa Claus saying Happy Holidays rather than Merry Christmas?