*The Hunters come to reclaim their "throne"*
*They see a Warlock already sitting on it*
*The Warlock gives them the middle finger*
-"You, book eater scum, get out of there"
-"Nope, this isn't your throne"
-"This is OUR THRONE"
-"Again, no, look at the top of it"
*The throne has a little inscription that says: "throne of skill"*
-"Wait, what?!"
*A wild Defender appears in another throne and drops his bubble*
*some Hunters are attracted by the bubble, like moths to a light, the moment they put their feet in the bubble, the Titan smashes them with their fists or blow their heads with Inmobius*
-"You aren't the chosen ones to sit in these thrones, *git gud*, then come again for me"
*A Hunter stays out of the bubble, staring at the Titan, the Titan can see him*
-"And you?"
-"Nothing special, just waiting here"
*The Hunter who was liderating the rest of his group (we will call him Huntard, because he's the most stoopid) yelled* -"What are you doing, noob, use your GG shot to destroy his bubble"
-"The moment I draw my Golden Gun he'll suppress me and then kill me, no, I'll wait behind this corner"
(huntard)-"You freakin' coward motherfu..."
*The bubble vanishes*
*Everything slows down*
*And in 3 seconds, the Titan is in the floor, dead, the Hunter is damaged, but alive*
(huntard)-"Wa-wa-wait... what did just happened"
-"I... *hufff*... throw him a knife, and then... used my primary... he still used his Inmobius, but I was out of his range"
(huntard)-"Well, now we can get his throne"
(warlock)-"You should look at this"
(huntard)-"Wut?"
*The Titan's ghost respawns him and he sits again in his throne*
-"Nice job, Hunter, here, have your throne"
-"Thanks, nice fight"
*Then, Huntard sees not 3 thrones, but instead, 30, 300, 3000, and the number of thrones still growing*
(huntard)-"Ho... How?"
-"I told ya, buddy, It isn't the class, it's the player who is behind the controller skill"
(huntard)-"But... but... we were the master race..."
-"That never existed"
(huntard)-"But... but the sunbreakers... they were unstoppable, I've never killed one"
*The Titan shrugs*
-"Did anybody told you to try to fight them alone, or even to try to face them? Running away isn't for the cowards, is for the smart ones"
(huntard)-"I... I..."
-"Yes, we know"
[i]And the community lived happily ever after, and they trained to become the true Master Race, the Skilled Race
The End[/i]
English
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This is the masterpiece.
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thanks, it's my first story telled post I didn't know what I was doing until I posted it :P
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Only -blam!- makes these kinda things let that set for a moment fgt
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Running away from supers is sometimes the worst thing you can do in trials, a sunbreaker will get atleast one of you even if you all run, and if he was the only one alive he will get both of the revives aswell.
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I'm the rat who run when the enemy use the super. But who stay alive? This rat... The problem is when my team dead in the same spot so one enemy camping in their light and the other 2 just run trying to kill me... He, funny moment.
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Well, I don't play trials since Y1, because I only go to PvP for quests, IB and play with friends, my K/D is decent (Yes, most of my kills are with shotgun, but it was in self defense, against other shotguns), Trials is too much salty for my health When I wrote this post I did it thinking about the normal Crucible
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GG ;)
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loled