What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE!
YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!
YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....
YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL KNEE STORMCALLERS SO HARD THAT THEIR OWN LIGHTNING WILL ARC AROUND YOU IN A SPECTACULAR HALO! A HALO!
YOU WILL KNEE SUNBREAKERS... ALSO CAREFULLY... BEFORE THEY THROW A HAMMER, PROBABLY...
YOU WILL KNEE NIGHTSTALKERS IN THE FACE BEFORE THEY EVEN REALIZE YOUR THUNDEROUS ENTRANCE HAS HAPPENED!
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
[spoiler]SIGN PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAAAVES!!! IF YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM ABOUT THE RETURN OF THE BEDAZZLED FACE-KICKERS![/spoiler]
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°\(ッ)/° Shadestep °\(ッ)/°
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Dodge if you want but Titans can turn on a dime.
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[spoiler] pretty sure you copied poon[/spoiler]
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Nope. Modified from the original
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Also you should yell "TIGER!!" (like Sagat from street fighter) right as you do it, too funny!
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More like Peregrine Greats!!!
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PEREGRINE GREAVESSSSSSSS [spoiler]i was waiting for this to be posted [/spoiler]
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[quote]PEREGRINE GREAVESSSSSSSS [spoiler]i was waiting for this to be posted [/spoiler][/quote]
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PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!! [spoiler]I edited it a little bit to add in the other subclasses. I left out Striker because the original did. I wonder if anyone will catch that without reading this spoiler.[/spoiler]
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I did the original time. But I'm not sure if the Greaves can knock Titans out of FoH.
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They can if he isn't running unstoppable, and cannot if he is
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Probably not, especially with Headstrong. The sheer timing required to even hit a FoH'ing Titan would be absurd.
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Just watch it happen. Someone will post a video. Everyone knows if something can happen in Crucible, it will
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I'm of the opinion that if such a thing were to happen, the game might just crash. Especially if the FoH has JUST landed, a millisecond before the Knee of Doom hits. The explosive impulse and the concussive force generated by the two would be... potentially terrifying, if it were to actually have an in-game reaction beyond both dying and anyone caught in the FoH radius dying.
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Dude, it's called the Knee of Justice [spoiler]Super Smash reference[/spoiler]
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The Destiny Universe would implode. Like if two Nova bombs hit each other