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Edited by cloudless9: 12/7/2015 7:49:21 AM
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Warlocks... Do not participate in the bloodshed

Warlock brothers and sisters. Look back a short time. See who incited the violence against the Titans. True, we Warlocks were vocal but neutral. War was never intended. But some others wanted war. They craved it. They wanted to use it to gain the top position once again. The Hunters. We all knew who made the nerf posts. They incited this violence. Once they Titans took control they became bitter. Understandable. Being forced down from the top is always bitter defeat. But our opponents were more cunning than we anticipated. Ever since year 1 they bided their time. Waiting. Watching. They saw the combined might of Titans and Warlocks and knew that the Hunter forces could not oppose them. And with the Sunbreaker's chains in place, they are ready to strike. To tackle the top, with Warlocks at full strength and the Titans rage fresh, would be suicide. So they snuck in, posing as Warlocks. We laughed as they made these posts, talk to bring the Titans down. But now... The Titans, blinded by rage, have forgotten the cheap parlor tricks of Hunters. The Titans ignore the past and declare war. Hunters were worried but then... Our representative to Bungie. One we trusted into our ranks... Answered. Deej "No peace." The actions of a fool. He means to drag us to our deaths. The Titans rage is unparalleled. A year bubbling under the surface and it erupted in the form of a flaming hammer. We know what they can do. And Hunters knew as well. So they want us to fight. To pour our resources against each other. Weakening each other. Warlocks and Titans clashing would drain both classes of our energy. As we would fight, draining our energy and armies, we would not see the Hunters pick up the knife. They would cut us both down in one motion when we are at our weakest. We would not see the deception. And we would be forced further down the chain than ever before. Hunters will rule for all of this world's existence. But I shed light on this, my brothers and sisters. Do not be taken in by these lies. Follow me and we shall find our true enemy. These Hunters. This traitorous Scum. We will strike them down as they are pulling the strings. They cannot stand against us. Nor the Titans. Which is why they pit us against each other yet again. Follow my words and you will be spared the burning fire of the Hunters. Go against me and... Suffer as the blade enters your back. And grovel at the bottom of Crucible. It's time for Warlocks to be on top. With this, I have had enough. Completely, utterly, and irrefutably. WARLOCKS. TAKE YOUR STANCE. LOOK BEYOND THE OBVIOUS. SEE THE REALITY HIDDEN. AND STRIKE AT THOSE COWERING IN ITS DEPTHS. LET THESE HUNTERS BURN AS TRAITORS AND POSSIBLY REPENT. STAND WITH ME. I MAKE MY STATEMENT. I DECLARE WAR ON THE HUNTERS ELITISTS. Edit: Warlocks! The Titans have agreed to a parley. The Alliance is forged! Now discuss the strategy to take down our opponents. We have a few Hunters who stand with us as well! Treat them with the same respect as the rest of us. These Hunters will be remembered and we all stand against our true enemy. Let Deej and the Hunter Elitists fall in our wake! FORWARD TO GLORY!!! Edit: Comrades! Rasputin joins our ranks! We grow ever more powerful. Soon not even the Nerf gods will be able to stand against us. Victory is assured.

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  • Edited by CAD1420Z: 12/5/2015 9:18:08 AM
    What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL KNEE STORMCALLERS SO HARD THAT THEIR OWN LIGHTNING WILL ARC AROUND YOU IN A SPECTACULAR HALO! A HALO! YOU WILL KNEE SUNBREAKERS... ALSO CAREFULLY... BEFORE THEY THROW A HAMMER, PROBABLY... YOU WILL KNEE NIGHTSTALKERS IN THE FACE BEFORE THEY EVEN REALIZE YOUR THUNDEROUS ENTRANCE HAS HAPPENED! YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!! [spoiler]SIGN PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAAAVES!!! IF YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM ABOUT THE RETURN OF THE BEDAZZLED FACE-KICKERS![/spoiler]

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