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`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
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12/5/2015 11:30:03 PM
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"-blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-"
*Teleports away then runs away shadow leaping over the occasional soldier or merc*
English
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"YOU BETTER RUN!"
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*teleports back punches face then teleports back* "OW*
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"YOUR PUNCHES FEEL LIKE PUPPIES WRAPPED IN MARSHMALLOWS!!!"
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*You hear faint screaming that progressively gets louder* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
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Edited by Xeno: 12/5/2015 11:49:53 PM"YES! LET YOUR JELLO FILLED BONES COMMIT GENOCIDE!!"
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*You see a small purple & black ball hurtling towards you that progressively gets bigger* "I WILL KILL YOU AND FEED ON YOUR SOUL!"
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"I HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!" He morphs into his [url=http://pre02.deviantart.net/45c8/th/pre/i/2013/057/f/1/galaxy_saga___raijin_regular_by_reza_ilyasa-d5wap26.jpg]Tank[/url] form. "BUT I WILL GLADLY CRUSH YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE OF ONE!!!!"
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"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT,STOP!" *Screams in fear*
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He grabs you and holds you up off the ground with ease. "YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES: 1:SQUIRM IN FEAR TO NO AVIAL AND GET POUNDED TO NOTHING!!!!! OR 2:BECOME BESTIES WITH ME!!!!! CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!"
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"WHY WOULD I BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU! You stole my money!" *Squirms to no avail*
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He throws you against a wall. He walks up to you and hands you double the money he owed you. "Here greedy pants."
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*groans* "Thanks. But wait up I need to talk to you!"
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He transforms back to his normal form. "About what?"
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"I can possibly make you more humanoid, meaning a mouth?" *stands up*
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"Nah, I don't need a mouth. I'm fine without one. So does that mean were besties now?"
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"Well sure. I guess we can go do a bounty?" *Gestures to bounty board*
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"Yeah, I need my daily bloodbath."
