He tries to forcefully shove the tacos in your face. "WAR NEVER CHANGES AND NEITHER SHOULD MARKETING SCAMS!!!"
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Catching the taco, he punches you in the gut and starts eating the taco.
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As you punch him in the gut he doesn't flinch at all. "Yes! Are my tacos good?"
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"You bet your ass they are!" He finishes the taco and offers a high five.
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"YES!!" He high fives you. "Takes these into the war zone to feed the troops! They will need it!" He hands you a giant duffel bag filled with tacos.
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He walks away, fist raised, bag of tacos in the other hand.
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He sheds a tear. "Ima' miss that son ofa' bitch."
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"Don't mind him he needs to at least scam one person a day"