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Edited by Commander Moon: 12/7/2015 8:48:28 PM
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Pixar...After Hours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gather round kids, it's story time! What's this one about? Why it's about Pixar...after hours...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So, the other night, my fiancée and I were getting some naughty times on. We'd been messing around a bit and I had already warmed her up. We finally took the sexy times to the bedroom to have some fun. I put my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and we start going at it. Now, I'm the type that likes to tease, so during the festivities I decided to pull my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out of her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and tease her a bit by rubbing her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Normally she loves/hates it, but not tonight. No, tonight she was really into it and much closer than I thought, because she looked me dead in the eyes, and in the most serious voice I've ever heard her use, said, "Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me..." True Story.

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