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Queen to D 7. *picks up rook and swirls it in hand* Your move.
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Ahah! You think you have the upper hand!?!?! MY QUEEN PULLED AN UZI OUT OF HER PURSE AND KILLED ALL YOU PIECES! HAH I WIN
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*flips table* *pulls out gjallahorn* CHECKMATE
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*puts up Ward of dawn*
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*fires and kills self* "Mmm whatcha say... I know you only meant well..."
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*revives* *disappears*
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THE DEVILISH STRANGER IS GONE AGAIN
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*pulls out bagpipes and begins playing*
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*moves bishop* check
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What Fush?...
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Your move
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I CAN'T PLAY CHESS! *Flips table onto you*
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How about five card draw? Wizards? War? Go fish? Checkers?
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NO, NO,NO,NO AND NO!*Eats icecream*
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... Piiiizzzza?
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Pizza?...*Crawls over like a curious kitten*
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*puts whipped cream on pizza*
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*My eyes sparkle and I steal a piece and gorge it*
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*takes a piece and puts it in mouth* I snore all my food in here.
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*My eyes sparkle and I steal a piece and gorge it*